Dalmatia Jokes

Following is our collection of ran puns and memory one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dalmatia jokes for adults, dirty pilsner jokes and clean croatia dad gags for kids.

The Best Dalmatia Puns

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

Help! Has anyone seen my dalmatian?

It was last spotted all over.

My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.

Now he's spotless.

What does a Dalmatian eat, breathe, and sleep for?

The spotlight!

What did the Dalmatian say after eating its favorite treat?

Mmm, that hit the spot!


I'm going overseas soon and I've been thinking about checking out the Dalmatia Coast.

I've heard it's got some great spots.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing?

Because they are spotted.

A Dalmatian walks into a bar and orders a pilsner

Actually, maybe it was an Air Bud Light, I don't know, my memory is all spotty

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