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Dalma Jokes

7 dalma jokes and hilarious dalma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dalma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Dalma Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good dalma joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

Help! Has anyone seen my dalmatian?

It was last spotted all over.

My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.

Now he's spotless.

Why don't Dalmatians like to take baths?

Because they don't like to be spotless.

What did the Dalmatian say after eating a big bowl of food?

That really hit the spot!

What does a Dalmatian eat, breathe, and sleep for?

The spotlight!

What did the Dalmatian say after eating its favorite treat?

Mmm, that hit the spot!

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