The Best 8 Dalma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dalma jokes. There are some dalma seek jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dalma hide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dalma Jokes and Puns

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

Help! Has anyone seen my dalmatian?

It was last spotted all over.

My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.

Now he's spotless.

What does a Dalmatian eat, breathe, and sleep for?

The spotlight!

What did the Dalmatian say after eating its favorite treat?

Mmm, that hit the spot!

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?


Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing?

Because they are spotted.

A Dalmatian walks into a bar and orders a pilsner

Actually, maybe it was an Air Bud Light, I don't know, my memory is all spotty

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dalma bad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dalma terrible piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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