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Funniest Dallas Cowboys Short Jokes

Short dallas cowboys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dallas cowboys humour may include short cowboys fans jokes also.

  1. What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado? The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
  2. What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
  3. Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium.
    Because they can't catch anything there.
  4. How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
  5. Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
  6. What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
  7. What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys? A dollar is good for four quarters.
  8. What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
  9. Mans dying wish Did you hear about the guy whose dying wish was to have Dallas Cowboys as his pall bearers? He wanted to give them the chance to let him down one last time.
  10. When I was younger, my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad. I always said the same thing, but just meant it in a much different way.

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Dallas Cowboys One Liners

Which dallas cowboys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dallas cowboys? I can suggest the ones about dallas texas and cowboy fans.

  1. What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys
  2. What do you call 50 men watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys.
  3. What do the Dallas Cowboys and vaping have in common? They both can't beat a pack
  4. The Dallas Cowboys are indeed America's team. They shut down when it matters most.
  5. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One and they're done.
  6. If there are four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? The county sheriff.
  7. You know my favorite thing about the Dallas Cowboys logo? It's also their rating.
  8. Why aren't the Dallas Cowboys aren't scared about Ebola? They never catch anything
  9. What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys s**....

Dallas Cowboys joke, What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?

Comical & Quirky Dallas Cowboys Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about dallas cowboys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dallas cowboys pranks.

Little boy in custody battle.

Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,"Do you want to go live with your mother?". Little boy replied,"No she beats me." The judge says "Oh,do you want to live with your dad?". Once again the little boy replied " No, he beats me." so the judge asks,"Well who do you want to live with?". Little boy looks at the judge and says, "The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody."

Johnny was in class one day...

and the teacher was asking everyone what their parents do. One said her dad was a firefighter, another said his mom was a nurse. When the teach asked Johnny what his dad does Johnny said "Well my dad is a stripper in a gay bar, and if the guy looks good and the money is right he'll have s**... with him out back in the alley." The teacher asked everyone to take their seats and sit quietly, then asked Johnny to step into the hall. She asked Johnny if his dad was really a stripper in a gay bar and Johnny said "Absolutely not. He's the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that."

Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"

A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas

The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, Texas. The teacher asks for a show of hands:
"Hey kids, how many of you are Dallas Cowboys fans?"
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except for little Suzy. The teacher says:
"Little Suzy, I notice you didn't raise your hand. Why is that?" Little Suzy responds:
"Because I'm a 49ers fan!"
"A 49ers fan?," the teacher asks incredulously, "Why on Earth are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my Mommy is a 49ers fan, my Daddy is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan."
The teacher doesn't like Suzy's answer:
"Little Suzy, that's no kind of logic. What if your Daddy was a drug dealer and your Mommy was a p**...?"
Suzy doesn't blink an eye:
"Well then I'd be a Raiders fan!"

Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for

For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.
Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."

Last week, I took a Dallas Cowboys jersey away from my 2-year-old nephew.

It was a choking hazard.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

They can both make crowds of 100,000 stand up and yell Jesus.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Female Cowboys fans

Why is it considered safe to date a girl who's a Dallas Cowboys fan?
Because she will never expect a ring!

Want to hear a joke about the Dallas Cowboys?

The Dallas cowboys logo isnt a logo, its a rating

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?

Both, don't deliver on Sundays.

Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans

take their wives to the football games?
'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass.

Ebola is in Dallas?

At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.

Dallas Cowboys

Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant?
He doesn't always catch it the first time.

The Dallas Cowboys have 6 straight losses

They can't seem to beat anyone unless it is a woman on a pile of guns.

A boy was a victim of domestic a**... and was told hey could allow anyone to have custody of him

He chose the Dallas Cowboys because they're not capable of beating anyone

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