The Best 6 Dali Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dali jokes. There are some dali picasso jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dali mural puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dali Jokes and Puns

What do you call Salvador Dali after multiple homicide?

A surreal killer.

What do you call a surrealist painter that converts to Islam?

Muhammad Dali

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

Did you hear about the surrealist painter's mom who was an attorney and was super enlightened?

They call her the Dali law ma.


Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and Max Ernst walk into a bar...

...and the bar tender said, drinks are on the house.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dali sketch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dali impressionist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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