Dali Jokes

Following is our collection of mohammed puns and picasso one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dali jokes for adults, dirty emulsional jokes and clean mural dad gags for kids.

The Best Dali Puns

What do you call Salvador Dali after multiple homicide?

A surreal killer.

What do you call a surrealist painter that converts to Islam?

Muhammad Dali

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

Did you hear about the surrealist painter's mom who was an attorney and was super enlightened?

They call her the Dali law ma.


Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and Max Ernst walk into a bar...

...and the bar tender said, drinks are on the house.

There is an abundance of sketch jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and dali puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any impressionist witze you can hear about dali.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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