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Dalek Jokes

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How do the Daleks in Doctor Who stay so smooth and shiny?

They EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What did the Dalek say to the lightbulb?

***ILLUMINATE!***

What is a daleks favourite breakfast

Eggs, plain

What would a Dalek reincarnated as Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War say?

Emancipate! Emancipate!

What is Doctor Who's favourite bread?

Dalek Bread

What does a dalek do in the shower

*ex-fo-li-ate*


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