The Best 10 Dalek Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dalek jokes. There are some dalek impersonate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dalek tardis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dalek Jokes and Puns

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What did the Dalek say to the lightbulb?

***ILLUMINATE!***

What is a daleks favourite breakfast

Eggs, plain

What is Doctor Who's favourite bread?

Dalek Bread

What does a dalek do in the shower

*ex-fo-li-ate*


What did the Dalek with bad skin have to do?

EXFOLIATE!!!

A dalek walks into a bar

And the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve Daleks"

So the Dalek murders him with a death ray!

I phoned the government, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.

They told me steps had been put in place.

You know, Daleks are pretty good if you have a bug infestation

In fact, they are so good they can't stop themselves from EXTERMINATING

The Daleks once tried to clone the Tardis.

They created a clone, but abandoned it because it couldn't function normally.

It was re-Tardis.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dalek nougat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dalek bloodsucking piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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