Dalek Jokes

Following is our collection of accelerate puns and impersonate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dalek jokes for adults, dirty pennywise jokes and clean tardis dad gags for kids.

The Best Dalek Puns

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What did the Dalek say to the lightbulb?

***ILLUMINATE!***

What is a daleks favourite breakfast

Eggs, plain

What is Doctor Who's favourite bread?

Dalek Bread

What does a dalek do in the shower

*ex-fo-li-ate*


What did the Dalek with bad skin have to do?

EXFOLIATE!!!

A dalek walks into a bar

And the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve Daleks"

So the Dalek murders him with a death ray!

I phoned the government, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.

They told me steps had been put in place.

You know, Daleks are pretty good if you have a bug infestation

In fact, they are so good they can't stop themselves from EXTERMINATING

The Daleks once tried to clone the Tardis.

They created a clone, but abandoned it because it couldn't function normally.

It was re-Tardis.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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