Dale Jokes

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The Best Dale Puns

My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.

Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.

When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, Dale, it's great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?

Racecar backwards is still racecar

But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.

What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common?

The wall.

How'd they know Dale Earnhardt had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox.

What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall


An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What did the Dalek say to the lightbulb?

***ILLUMINATE!***

What is a daleks favourite breakfast

Eggs, plain

What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common?

They both died before finishing a race.

Howard and Dale walk into a bar

They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.

"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"

Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"


How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related?

Their last greatest hit was The Wall.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their number one hit was The Wall

How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar?

Both's greatest hit was The Wall

What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What does a dalek do in the shower

*ex-fo-li-ate*

What is the difference between Dale Earnhardt Jr and Jesus Christ?

One of them is the son of God and the other one died for your sins

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Such a shame to hear about dale winton

A real bummer really.


What did the Dalek with bad skin have to do?

EXFOLIATE!!!

Redneck Geometry

Dale was the first of his hillbilly family to make it past the second grade.

One day, Dale's pa asked, "What did y'all learn today in that geometry class?"

Dale replied, "Pi r squared".

"Dadgummit!", yelled Dale's pa, "I knew that there fancy school tweren't no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!"

Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon?

Dale! Earnhardt Jr.

A dalek walks into a bar

And the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve Daleks"

So the Dalek murders him with a death ray!

Where did Dale Earnhardt park his car before he died?

The parking lot

The Daleks once tried to clone the Tardis.

They created a clone, but abandoned it because it couldn't function normally.

It was re-Tardis.

You know, Daleks are pretty good if you have a bug infestation

In fact, they are so good they can't stop themselves from EXTERMINATING

Why should rednecks NOT vote for Trump?

Because Trump wants to build a wall, and a wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their last big hits were....wait a second...this joke doesnt work anymore.

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