Dale Jokes
39 dale jokes and hilarious dale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy some of Chip and Dale's funniest jokes from renowned author Laurie Huntin. From hunting trips to Loch Ness, these two furry pals will have you laughing in no time. Be sure to check out this collection of gags and laughs from the famous Chip and Dale!
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Funniest Dale Short Jokes
Short dale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dale humour may include short isle jokes also.
- How'd they know Dale Earnhardt had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox.
- An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last biggest hit was The Wall
- What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Their biggest hits were all "The Wall"
- How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related? Their last greatest hit was The Wall.
- What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
- What is the difference between Dale Earnhardt Jr and Jesus Christ? One of them is the son of God and the other one died for your sins
- What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their last big hits were....wait a second...this joke doesnt work anymore.
- What was the last thing that went through Dale Earnhardt's mind before he died? The steering wheel.
- What is Dale Earnhardt's philosophy on big government? HANS off.
- What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf h**... have in common? They both died before finishing a race.
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Dale One Liners
Which dale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dale? I can suggest the ones about lane and bled.
- Racecar backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.
- What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
- What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall
- What does Dale Earnhardt have in common with Pink Floyd? His last big hit was the wall.
- What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their number one hit was The Wall
- How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall
- What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
- Such a shame to hear about dale winton A real bummer really.
- Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon? Dale! Earnhardt Jr.
- Where did Dale Earnhardt park his car before he died? The parking lot
- What milk does a coward make? Craven-dale
- If Starbucks had a favorite town.. It'd be Ft. Latte-Dale
- What did Pitbull name his son? Dale. Haha.
- Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr.
- What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's ¡Dale!
Dale Earnhardt Jokes
Here is a list of funny dale earnhardt jokes and even better dale earnhardt puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why should r**... NOT vote for Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall, and a wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Dale Jokes
What funny jokes about dale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lettuce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dale pranks.
My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.
Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.
When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, Dale, it's great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?
How do the Daleks in Doctor Who stay so smooth and shiny?
They EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!
What does a Dalek do in the shower?
EXFOLIATE!
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
What did the Dalek say to the lightbulb?
***ILLUMINATE!***
What is a daleks favourite breakfast
Eggs, plain
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
What would a Dalek reincarnated as Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War say?
Emancipate! Emancipate!
What does a dalek do in the shower
*ex-fo-li-ate*
