Dalai Lama Jokes

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Funniest Dalai Lama Short Jokes

Short dalai lama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dalai lama humour may include short buddhist monk jokes also.

  1. Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
  2. There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
  3. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint... The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"
    The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?"
  4. The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
  5. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"
    The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian."
  6. Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop... Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
    From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it
  7. Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill Moments later he politely asks for his change.
    "Change comes from within", said the cashier
  8. Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
  9. Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino? Tibet.
  10. What pizza does the Dalai Lama order? One with everything

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Dalai Lama One Liners

Which dalai lama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dalai lama? I can suggest the ones about yogi and zen buddhist.

  1. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"
  2. How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
  3. Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las vegas? Tibet
  4. Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Because he loves Tibet.
  5. Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction? Because he loves Tibet.
  6. Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle.
  7. The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything.
  8. What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything
  9. Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet
  10. The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria He asked them to make him one with everything.
  11. Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet
  12. What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
  13. What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? "Make me one with everything."
  14. What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything
  15. Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet.

Dalai Lama Pizza Jokes

Here is a list of funny dalai lama pizza jokes and even better dalai lama pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
  • The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks... Can you make me on with everything?
    *saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same*
  • The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
  • The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says "Make me one with everything."

Amusing Dalai Lama Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about dalai lama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old monk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dalai lama pranks.

[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.

The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".

The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!
"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"

When my British friend says:"Why, is the Pope British?"

I answer:"Why yes! Is the Dalai Lama Buddhist?"

I am writing my first Buddhist musical,

Hello Dalai… Lama .

The Dalai Lama Was Just Arrested

During interrogation he said "hey I just like Tibet"

It's the Dalai Lama's birthday today

Many happy returns!

What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

The vendor does and says "That'll be $5.50" and the Lama hands him a $10. After a moment, the Lama is still standing there with his hand out, and asks "Where's my change?" To which the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."

What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream?

Malai Lama
(Malai is cream in Hindi)

What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?

Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel

If you hasten the dalai lama...

You end up with a dilemma.

I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama

If you've seen one you've seen 'em all

"Who's this wise guy?"

"That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."

"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama walks in to a pizza shop

He asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
He hands over $50, and the shopkeeper gives him his pizza, but no change.
"Where's my change?" asks the Dalai Lama
"Change comes from within"

A man is at the u**... when the Dalai Lama walks in and stands next to him.

The man is shocked. He then proceeds to ask, "Oh Your Holiness, may I ask of your wisdom?", the Dalai Lama replies, "Yes my son, you need to look down."
Taken aback, the man asks, "So you mean I need to look deep down into my being?", the Dalai Lama replies, "No my son, you need to look down because you're p**... on your shoes."

Dalai Lama joke

The Dalai Lama gets a job in convenience store.
A customer buys 3 bottles of water and gives him a $100 bill.
Dalai Lama: Thank you come back again.
Customer: Wait, where's my change?
Dalai Lama: Son, change comes from within.

This is a message for His Holiness the Dalai Lama: "Please decide my fate in future existences based on my past life behavior."

It's a ***karma***\-seeking post.

Why did the Dalai Lama pull a nickel out of his b**...?

Because change comes from within

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