Dalai Lama Jokes
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Funniest Dalai Lama Short Jokes
Short dalai lama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dalai lama humour may include short buddhist monk jokes also.
- Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
- The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
- Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
- The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
- "Who's this wise guy?" "That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!" - The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks... Can you make me on with everything?
*saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same* - I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama If you've seen one you've seen 'em all
- What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott? Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
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Dalai Lama One Liners
Which dalai lama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dalai lama? I can suggest the ones about yogi and zen buddhist.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"
- How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
- Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las vegas? Tibet
- Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction? Because he loves Tibet.
- Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle.
- What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
- What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream? Malai Lama
(Malai is cream in Hindi) - Who does the Dalai Lama dress as for Halloween? The Budd-aaaaah!
- It's the Dalai Lama's birthday today Many happy returns!
- The Dalai Lama Was Just Arrested During interrogation he said "hey I just like Tibet"
- What did Obama say to Dalai Lama at last peace conference? "Don't worry I won't Bide'n"
- I am writing my first Buddhist musical, Hello Dalai… Lama .
- The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says "Make me one with everything."
- If you hasten the dalai lama... You end up with a dilemma.
Amusing Dalai Lama Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about dalai lama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old monk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dalai lama pranks.
A Buddhist monk turns to the Dalai Lama for an answer.
A Buddhist monk was pondering what is the difference between a woman and a pearl, but couldn't figure it out. He gave up and decided to ask the Dalai Lama.
"Hmm, interensting question, young grasshopper - said the Dalai Lama. I do not know, but if you give me three days to meditate on this, I might have something for you"
Three days pass, the monk returns and gets this answer:
"The difference, dear son, is that a woman threads only from the front, while a pearl threads from the front *and* from behind."
The monk, a bit embarassed, says: But, Master, I know of women who thread both from the front and behind.
"Ah, said the Dalai Lama, those are not women, dear pupil, but pearls."
(Works better in Bulgarian, but it was worth a try. Translation suggestions welcome.)
[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
When my British friend says:"Why, is the Pope British?"
I answer:"Why yes! Is the Dalai Lama Buddhist?"
His holiness the Dalai Lama
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama
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A man is at the u**... when the Dalai Lama walks in and stands next to him.
The man is shocked. He then proceeds to ask, "Oh Your Holiness, may I ask of your wisdom?", the Dalai Lama replies, "Yes my son, you need to look down."
Taken aback, the man asks, "So you mean I need to look deep down into my being?", the Dalai Lama replies, "No my son, you need to look down because you're p**... on your shoes."
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This is a message for His Holiness the Dalai Lama: "Please decide my fate in future existences based on my past life behavior."
It's a ***karma***\-seeking post.
