Amusing Dalai Lama Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop
"Can you make me one with everything?"
How does Dalai Lama send emails?
With no attachments.
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?
Because he loves Tibet.
Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las Vegas?
Tibet
Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?
Because he loves Tibet.
His holiness the Dalai Lama
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama
Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar....
Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?
Eggs-aisle.
The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..
And asked them to make him one with everything.
This is a message for His Holiness the Dalai Lama: "Please decide my fate in future existences based on my past life behavior."
It's a ***karma***\-seeking post.
What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?
one with everything
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Why did the Dalai Lama pull a nickel out of his b**...?
Because change comes from within
There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders
I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem?
Yeah, he loves Tibet
The Dalai Lama walks in to a pizza shop
He asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
He hands over $50, and the shopkeeper gives him his pizza, but no change.
"Where's my change?" asks the Dalai Lama
"Change comes from within"
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint...
The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"
The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?"
The Dalai Lama is working with Peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently…
It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria
He asked them to make him one with everything.
Dalai Lama joke
The Dalai Lama gets a job in convenience store.
A customer buys 3 bottles of water and gives him a $100 bill.
Dalai Lama: Thank you come back again.
Customer: Wait, where's my change?
Dalai Lama: Son, change comes from within.
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?
Tibet
What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?
Make me one with everything
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop
The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"
The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian."
What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?
"Make me one with everything."
Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop...
Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
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From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it
What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop?
One with everything
Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill
Moments later he politely asks for his change.
"Change comes from within", said the cashier
Did you hear Doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama?
He's going to be the Chip-monk
Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?
Because he likes Tibet.
Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino?
Tibet.
What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
The vendor does and says "That'll be $5.50" and the Lama hands him a $10. After a moment, the Lama is still standing there with his hand out, and asks "Where's my change?" To which the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."
The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!
"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"
What pizza does the Dalai Lama order?
One with everything
The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor...
And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
"Who's this wise guy?"
"That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"
[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
