The Best 35 Dalai Lama Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dalai Lama jokes. There are some dalai lama jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dalai lama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dalai Lama Jokes and Puns

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

"Can you make me one with everything?"

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las Vegas?


Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?

Because he loves Tibet.

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?


The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..

And asked them to make him one with everything.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders

I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.

Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem?

Yeah, he loves Tibet

The Dalai Lama walks in to a pizza shop

He asks "Can you make me one with everything?"

He hands over $50, and the shopkeeper gives him his pizza, but no change.

"Where's my change?" asks the Dalai Lama

"Change comes from within"

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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint...

The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"

The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?"

The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria

He asked them to make him one with everything.

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The Dalai Lama gets a job in convenience store.
A customer buys 3 bottles of water and gives him a $100 bill.

Dalai Lama: Thank you come back again.
Customer: Wait, where's my change?
Dalai Lama: Son, change comes from within.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

"Make me one with everything."

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"

The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian."

Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop...

Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"

From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it

What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop?

One with everything

Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill

Moments later he politely asks for his change.

"Change comes from within", said the cashier

Did you hear Doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama?

He's going to be the Chip-monk

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?


What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

The vendor does and says "That'll be $5.50" and the Lama hands him a $10. After a moment, the Lama is still standing there with his hand out, and asks "Where's my change?" To which the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."

The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".

The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!

"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"

What pizza does the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor...

And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.

Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino?


"Who's this wise guy?"

"That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."

"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"

What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream?

Malai Lama

(Malai is cream in Hindi)

[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.

Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.

I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.

Thanks for your time and courtesy.

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks...

Can you make me on with everything?

*saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same*

I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama

If you've seen one you've seen 'em all

If you hasten the dalai lama...

You end up with a dilemma.

What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?

Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel

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We suggest to use only working dalai lama piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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