Dalai Jokes

Following is our collection of iama puns and buddhism one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dalai jokes for adults, dirty rama jokes and clean shrine dad gags for kids.

The Best Dalai Puns

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

"Can you make me one with everything?"

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las Vegas?


Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?

Because he loves Tibet.

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?


The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..

And asked them to make him one with everything.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders

I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.

Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem?

Yeah, he loves Tibet

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint...

The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"

The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?"

So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place...

... and says, "make me one with everything"

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

"Make me one with everything."

What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop?

One with everything

Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop...

Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"

From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"

The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian."

Did you hear Doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama?

He's going to be the Chip-monk

Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill

Moments later he politely asks for his change.

"Change comes from within", said the cashier

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".

The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'!

"Aunt! Of course!" laughs the Pope, "Do you have an eraser?"

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?


What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

The vendor does and says "That'll be $5.50" and the Lama hands him a $10. After a moment, the Lama is still standing there with his hand out, and asks "Where's my change?" To which the hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."

What pizza does the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor...

And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.

How do you prove that Buddhism is the best religion?

Using the Dalai Lemma

"Who's this wise guy?"

"That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."

"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"

[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.

Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.

I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.

Thanks for your time and courtesy.

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream?

Malai Lama

(Malai is cream in Hindi)

Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino?


The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks...

Can you make me on with everything?

*saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same*

When my British friend says:"Why, is the Pope British?"

I answer:"Why yes! Is the Dalai Lama Buddhist?"

Where can a Tibetan Buddhist buy discounted enlightenment?

At the Dalai Rama.

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?"

After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."

I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama

If you've seen one you've seen 'em all

If you hasten the dalai lama...

You end up with a dilemma.

What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?

Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel

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