Dalai Jokes

• Short Dalai Jokes
• Dalai One Liners
• Dalai Lama Jokes
• Dalai Lama Pizza Jokes
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Funniest Dalai Short Jokes

Short dalai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dalai humour may include short lama jokes also.

1. If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
2. What do you call it when you linger too often at a Tibetan sandwich shop? A daily dilli-dallie at the Dalai Deli.
   I'll show myself out now.
3. Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
4. There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
5. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint... The person behind the counter asks, "How can I help you?"
   The Dalai Lama replies, "Can you make me one with everything?"
6. So the Dalai llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, "make me one with everything"
7. The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
8. TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers It's known as the Dalai Pardon
9. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop The pizza store owner asks "One with everything, your holiness?"
   The Lama replies: "No I'm a vegetarian."
10. Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop... Dalai lama walks in to a Pizza Shop and says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
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    From an interview i saw, thought you guys would enjoy it

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Dalai One Liners

Which dalai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dalai? I can suggest the ones about deli and dalai lama.

1. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"
2. How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
3. Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las vegas? Tibet
4. Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Because he loves Tibet.
5. Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction? Because he loves Tibet.
6. Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle.
7. The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop.. And asked them to make him one with everything.
8. What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything
9. Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet
10. The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria He asked them to make him one with everything.
11. Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet
12. What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
13. What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? "Make me one with everything."
14. What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything
15. Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday? Because he likes Tibet.

Dalai Lama Jokes

Here is a list of funny dalai lama jokes and even better dalai lama puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dalai Lama goes shopping, and he hands over a $100 bill Moments later he politely asks for his change.
  "Change comes from within", said the cashier
• Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
• Why did his holiness The Dalai Lama go to the casino? Tibet.
• What pizza does the Dalai Lama order? One with everything
• The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
• "Who's this wise guy?" "That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
  
  
  "Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!"
• What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream? Malai Lama
  (Malai is cream in Hindi)
• The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks... Can you make me on with everything?
  *saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same*
• I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama If you've seen one you've seen 'em all
• If you hasten the dalai lama... You end up with a dilemma.

Dalai Lama Pizza Jokes

Here is a list of funny dalai lama pizza jokes and even better dalai lama pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
• The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says "Make me one with everything."

Giggle-Inducing Dalai Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about dalai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dalai lama pizza jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dalai pranks.