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Laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes about the Dalai Lama and his adventures with pizza, deli, and Iama. Discover the hilarious side of the Tibetan spiritual leader and get your daily dose of humor with these entertaining jokes!
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Funniest Dalai Short Jokes
Short dalai jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dalai humour may include short lama jokes also.
- If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
- What do you call it when you linger too often at a Tibetan sandwich shop? A daily dilli-dallie at the Dalai Deli.
I'll show myself out now. - Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.
- The Dalai Lama is working with peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently… It's the Dalai Lamas' llama dolly.
- TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers It's known as the Dalai Pardon
- Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
- The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
- "Who's this wise guy?" "That's the Dalai Lama, he's kind of the spiritual leader of the Buddhist people."
"Well no wonder they chose him, he's got great advice!" - Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama. As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
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Dalai One Liners
Which dalai one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dalai? I can suggest the ones about deli and dalai lama.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"
- How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
- Why did the Dalai Lama visit Las vegas? Tibet
- Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction? Because he loves Tibet.
- Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle.
- What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything
- How do you prove that Buddhism is the best religion? Using the Dalai Lemma
- What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream? Malai Lama
(Malai is cream in Hindi) - Where can a Tibetan Buddhist buy discounted enlightenment? At the Dalai Rama.
- Who does the Dalai Lama dress as for Halloween? The Budd-aaaaah!
- It's the Dalai Lama's birthday today Many happy returns!
- The Dalai Lama Was Just Arrested During interrogation he said "hey I just like Tibet"
- What did Obama say to Dalai Lama at last peace conference? "Don't worry I won't Bide'n"
- I am writing my first Buddhist musical, Hello Dalai… Lama .
- What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov
Dalai Lama Jokes
Here is a list of funny dalai lama jokes and even better dalai lama puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks... Can you make me on with everything?
*saw this one on YouTube and I have never been the same* - I don't see much point in meeting the new Dalai Lama If you've seen one you've seen 'em all
- What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott? Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?" After he received the pizza, he waited. "Where's my change?" "Ah, change comes from within."
- When my British friend says:"Why, is the Pope British?" I answer:"Why yes! Is the Dalai Lama Buddhist?"
- The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says "Make me one with everything."
Giggle-Inducing Dalai Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about dalai you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dalai lama pizza jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dalai pranks.
A Buddhist monk turns to the Dalai Lama for an answer.
A Buddhist monk was pondering what is the difference between a woman and a pearl, but couldn't figure it out. He gave up and decided to ask the Dalai Lama.
"Hmm, interensting question, young grasshopper - said the Dalai Lama. I do not know, but if you give me three days to meditate on this, I might have something for you"
Three days pass, the monk returns and gets this answer:
"The difference, dear son, is that a woman threads only from the front, while a pearl threads from the front *and* from behind."
The monk, a bit embarassed, says: But, Master, I know of women who thread both from the front and behind.
"Ah, said the Dalai Lama, those are not women, dear pupil, but pearls."
(Works better in Bulgarian, but it was worth a try. Translation suggestions welcome.)
[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
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If you hasten the dalai lama...
You end up with a dilemma.
His holiness the Dalai Lama
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama
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A man is at the u**... when the Dalai Lama walks in and stands next to him.
The man is shocked. He then proceeds to ask, "Oh Your Holiness, may I ask of your wisdom?", the Dalai Lama replies, "Yes my son, you need to look down."
Taken aback, the man asks, "So you mean I need to look deep down into my being?", the Dalai Lama replies, "No my son, you need to look down because you're p**... on your shoes."
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This is a message for His Holiness the Dalai Lama: "Please decide my fate in future existences based on my past life behavior."
It's a ***karma***\-seeking post.
