Dakota Jokes
20 dakota jokes and hilarious dakota puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dakota that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dakota Short Jokes
Short dakota jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dakota humour may include short pipeline jokes also.
- My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night. I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...
- It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks.
- Norwegian History The toilet seat was invented by a Swede in Minnesota, but twenty years later a North Dakota Norwegian invented the hole in it.
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Dakota One Liners
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- My credenza just returned from South Dakota... It even brought home a Sioux veneer.
- My dad was from North Dakota. He married an Arab woman... My name? Yasser Youbetcha.
- Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline
- What is the state tree of North Dakota? The telephone pole.
- I wonder if Dakota Johnson is worried about getting typecasted She'll never escape that.
- This whole Dakota Pipeline protest sounds really... Intense
- Tenant landlord question for rental apartment in North Dakota
- North Dakota's unveiled its anti-drug slogan on SNL: "c**... - We Cracked It"
Laughable Dakota Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about dakota you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eastern jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dakota pranks.
A weather report for you
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
A guy walks into a r**... bar.
A guy walks into a r**... bar and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see some flamboyant Yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, "You ain't from around here, are you?"
"No sir," the guy says, "I'm from North Dakota."
"North Dakota?" the bartender asks. "What the h**... you do in North Dakota?"
"I'm a taxidermist," the guy replies.
"A taxidermist, what the h**... is that?" the bartender asks.
The guy says nervously, "Um, I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay fellas, he's one of us!"
A man owned a small farm
A man owned a small farm near Maddock. The North Dakota Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my field hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I go into town and buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer sadly.
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
