Daisy Jokes
63 daisy jokes and hilarious daisy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daisy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these humorous Driving Miss Daisy jokes told by Rosie, Lilly, and Lizzie! Enjoy the ride and chuckle along to these comical tales.
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Funniest Daisy Short Jokes
Short daisy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daisy humour may include short dandelion jokes also.
- Roses are grey Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
Daisies are grey,
Because I'm a dog. - Why does a daisy need sunlight instead of moonlight? Because otherwise, it would be called a nightsy
- Knock knock Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin. Patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty - I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan... She said, no, you should get a Daisy van.
- It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
- A little girl at school was being told off by her teacher for peeing her pants, Teacher said Daisy why didn't you put your hand up? Daisy replied I did miss. But it trickled through my fingers.
- Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower? Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
- Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin - What did the florist say when he sharted himself? Poopsy daisies.
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Daisy One Liners
Which daisy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daisy? I can suggest the ones about lily and cactus.
- I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet Whoops, E-Daisies
- So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies.
- I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden Oopsie daisies
- Which flower is the clumsiest? The whoopsy daisy!
- What did Jay Gatsby say when Myrtle got hit by a car? Oopsie Daisy
- What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy.
- I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!
- What's an "oopsie daisy"? Jean cutoffs and too much trust in a toot.
- What do you call Donald and Daisy when they contradict themselves? A para-ducks
- What does the white flower say when they mess up??????? Whoopsy-daisy!
- Why did the flower fall over? It was a little daisy
- What do you call an incontinent flower? A poops-a-daisy
- Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!
- Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas.
- R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now.
The Funniest Daisy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about daisy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daisy pranks.
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A man has three daughters...
One of them goes up to him one day and says, "Daddy, why was I named Rose?" The dad replies, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head.
A second daughter asks him, "Daddy, why was I named Daisy?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell onto your head."
His last daughter says, "Guuuuaaaahuuugghhhhhppoakkk!" And the dad says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
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hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head."
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"
"Shut up, Brick!"
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Three Daughters
One day, three daughters were spending time with their father when a question arised from the first daughter.
"Father, Why is my name, Rose?", she asked.
"When you were born, a Rose dropped on your head, and so we decided to name you Rose", explained the father.
The second daughter then approached her father:
"Father, Why is my name Daisy?" - she asked.
"When you were born, a Daisy fell on your head, and therefore we decided to name you Daisy."
Lastly, the third daughter then approached her father:
"duuuuh, uh, duh, bur bur, mur duh ah"
The father then replied: "Shut up Cinderblock."
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There was a father with three daughters...
The first daughter came up to him and said, "Dad, why is my name daisy?"
He replies, "because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, "Dad, why is my name lily?"
"When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."
The third daughter walks up to him and says, "MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"
"Shut up Brick!"
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Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a c**...?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate!"
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There's a man with three daughters
There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
The third daughter comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"
*Edit 1: removed hair color
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A Man is sitting with his three daughters...
The first daughter asks her dad, "Dad, why is my name Daisy?"
He smiles and replies, "Because when you were born, a Daisy fell on your head, and we thought that name fit you best."
His second daughter asks, "Dad, why is my name Rose?"
He smiles again and tells her, "Well, when you were born, a Rose petal fell on your head, and it seemed like Rose was a great name for you."
His third daughter says, "Dad nughahguduhfugh ah guh."
"Shut up, Cinderblock"
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room...
...and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a c**...?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
'Thit No!' Donald quacked, I'll thuffocate
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A c**... for Donald Duck
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s**... with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a c**...?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c**..., they could not have s**....
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
A man with three daughters
Was sitting on his couch one day when his oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, dad why did you rose? He replies, well when you were born me and your mother took you to the park and a rose petal fell on you forehead, so we decided to name you rose. She accepts this and goes on her way. A little while latter another daughter comes to him and asks " dad why did you name me daisy"? The man replies " well when you were born we took you to the park and a daisy petal fell on your forehead so we named you daisy" she accepts his answer and leaves. Time goes by and his last daughter come to him and asks " Daud wha oo mam meeee cebernok"? Confused the man asked "what did you say cinder block"
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A cow is talking to her three calves
The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"
The cow replies, "When you were born, a daisy fell onto your head, sweetie."
The second calf asks "Why is my name Rose?"
The cow replies, "When you were born, a rose fell onto your head, dear."
The third calf says "Hargendflarfrebargen"
"Shut it, Cinderblock!"
Driving Miss Daisy
A car full of old ladies cruising along Route 30 and they get pulled over by a police officer. "What is the matter officer". "You know its dangerous and an offence to drive too slow" responded the officer. "That is the road sign not the speed limit". Then he glances further into the car to see all the old ladies with their hair standing straight up on their head. "What is the matter with them he asks? "Oh we have just come off Route 189"
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There was a mother who had three daughters...
...one day the first daughter walks up and asks,
"Mommy, why am I named Rose?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then the second walks up and says,
"Mommy, why am I named Daisy?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then third walks up and says,
"DURRUGFLARGLERDAAARGGGH!!!"
"It's ok Cinderblock. I still love you."
A kid asks his mother about his cousins...
"Mommy, why is my cousin named Rose?"
The mother replied, "Because your aunt loves roses."
The boy replies, "What about my other cousin, Daisy?"
"Your aunt also loved daisies." The mother added calmly.
"So why is my name-"
The mother interjects, "Be quiet and eat your dinner, Dickie!"
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Minnie asked Mickey
Minnie asked Mickey
Are you F*****g Crazy
Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy
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A father with three daughters
is sitting down for dinner when the first of his daughters asks, "dad why is my name Daisy?". The father replies, "because when you were born a daisy petal from the sky and landed on your head."
The second daughter asks, "dad why is my name Rose?" The father replies, "Well Rose, when you were a baby a rose petal fell from on high and landed on your head."
The third daughter asks, "bllaaarrarararraraaarg" and the father replies, "shut up, cinder-block"
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So i was picking some flowers today
I was picking some flowers in the fields today when some pulled over and started yelling
"You're on private property,get off right now, sir!"
Hmph.
Daisy me pickin' They hatin'
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A father Is lounging in his study..
When one of his daughters walks in and asks "Daddy.. why is my name Rose?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face." The second daughter barges in and asks "Daddy why Is my name Daisy?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy petal on your face." The third daughter stumbles through the door and exclaims "DUR HERM DER BAHRRRR!?!?!" The father jumps out of his chair and yells "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!!!"
A girl asks her father a question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
"HMDJKGYGD".
"Oh, hi, Brick."
An elderly couple visits their friends
After a fine dinner, the men retreat into the library to smoke cigars and to have a conversation.
"Last week me and my wife ate at this great restaurant."
"Really? What was it called?"
"Let me think....what's that flower with a yellow center and white petals?"
"A daisy?"
"Yes, that's it. DAISY! What's that restaurant we went to?"
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There are five cows on a farm, one mommy cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks: "Mom, why is my name Rose?" The mom replies: "Well, honey, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf comes up. "Mom, why is my name Lily?" The mom replies: "When you were born, sweetheart, a lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf comes up to mom. "Mom, why is my name Daisy?" The mom replies: "When you were born, my baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
The fourth calf comes up. It says: "Hurr duh buh gah." The mom replies: "Oh, shut up, Cinderblock!"
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Why is my name daisy..
A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick
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A child asked his mom, "Mom how did I get my name?"
"Well Rose, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you Rose"
Another child came up to her " Mom how did you get my name?"
"Well Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on you, so that's what we called you.
Child 3: "Mmmm Uuuuuuuuuu Mmmmmmmmm Eeeeeee Mahhhhh Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Mom: "Shut up fridge"
Three little girls are sitting with their mother and talking about their lives.
The first girl says, "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"
"Well, sweety", replies the mother, "It's because when you were born, a rose fell on your face and we decided to name you after that".
The second girl says, "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"
"Well, honey", replies the mother, "It's because when you were born, a daisy fell on your face and we decided to name you after that".
The third girl says, "AHHAGHHBHGGHHGH"
And the mother says "yes, Fridge, I love you too"
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On a pasture there are cows, a mom cow and 3 calfs
The 1st calf asks it's mom, "Why is my name Petunia?". The mom cow replied "Because a petunia fell on your head when you were born". The 2nd calf asked it's mom, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom replied with, "Because a Daisy fell on your head when you were born". The 3rd cow said, "REEEEEEEEEEE" and the mom said "Shut up cinderblock"
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There are five cows on a farm, one momma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, Momma, why is my name Rose? The mommy cow replies, Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.
The next calf comes up and asks, Momma, why is my name Lily? The mother replies, Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.
The third baby comes up and asks, Momma, why is my name Daisy? The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, Huh Ruh Buh Duh! The momma cow says, Shut up, Cinderblock!
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Three girls are in the back seat, their parents are in the front
Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet?
Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born.
Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy?
Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head.
Girl 3: Jwoandbwoqmsbonbf, whwhsbsowngk
Father: Shut up cinderblock
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Old people's home
Old Jimmy is sitting outside the old people's on the veranda on a large weave chair. Old Daisy comes up and sits right next to Jimmy and 10 minutes of silence she puts her hand down the front of his pants, grips the contents and keeps it there. After that Jimmy and Daisy become a couple. Every day the same routine out on the veranda.
A couple of months later a mutual friend Old Frank see Daisy on her own and she's crying. Frank says "Daisy, what's a matter? What has upset you so much?" She blubbed "Jimmy has left me for Matilda". Frank said sympathetically "But you're much younger and prettier than Matilda". Daisy said "They're both now on the veranda doing our thing, but she's got Parkinson's"
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What do you call group s**... in Duckburg?
A Daisy chain.
July in Honolulu
July in Honolulu is a tough time flower-wise for making garlands. Often they run out of the desired plumerias, carnations, and orchids. When that happens, they have to make substitutions, which is why the Hawaiians refer to July's garlands as the Daisy Leis of Summer
This joke is translated from my language.
There was a kid named daisy who went to her parents and asked them a question.
Daisy: hey dad why am I named daisy?
Dad: because when you were first born a daisy fell on your little head.
So her brother who is named bricks went to the dad and said: wnaopa wabwkla woplrn
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A joke told to me by an old friend of mine (slightly offensive)
A father of 3 children is watching the news, when one of his daughters came in. She asked: Daddy, why is my name Daisy? The Father replied because when you were born, a daisy fell onto your head. His second daughter then asks why is my name Poppy? To which the father replied because when you were born, a poppy fell onto your head. His son then entered the room and said NYYYGGGHHHH! To which the father replied That's correct Brick
Two old friends are catching up for the first time in a few months.
Dave: How's those memory pills you're on Bill, are they working?
Bill: They're fantastic mate, couldn't be happier. I'm remembering old faces, recalling old times, I'm very happy.
Dave: Hmm, what are they called, I might have to get some for myself.
Bill: Oh, umm, gee, what's the name of that flower?
Dave: Daisy?
Bill: No no no, the really pretty flower.
Dave: A tulip?
Bill: No, that's not it either, the romantic flower that grows in the garden.
Dave: A rose?
Bill: Yes! That's it, a rose. (Yelling to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that medication I'm on?!
Be kind, it's my first joke...
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Knock Knock
\-Who's there?
\~Daisy
\-Daisy who?
\~Daisy me rollin'!
I know it's terrible but my aunt named Daisy just came up with this and I thought it was so s**... it made it funny and wanted to share.
A mother and her 2 daughters are at a cemetery
One of the kids is curious and asks her mom Mommy, why am I named Rose?
Their mom replies Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head.
Her second daughter asks Mommy, why am I named Daisy?
Her mom replies Because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Then, Rose looks at the tombstone and points at the name written on it.
So why is that their name? Rose asks.
Her mom sighs and says We'll always remember Samsung Smart Fridge.
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A woman had three young daughters...
One day, the first daughter came to her and said "Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Well, the day you were born, a beautiful lily flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Lily."
The second daughter asks "Mama, how did I get my name?"
"Well, the day you were born, a beautiful daisy flower floated in through the window and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."
Finally the third sister goes "Gah wah nah nah wah gah nah!"
And her sisters yell back "Shut up, Brick!"
