Dais Jokes

Following is our collection of glockenspiel puns and podium one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dais jokes for adults, dirty altar jokes and clean amadeus dad gags for kids.

The Best Dais Puns

In the onion kingdom, the red onions ruled over all other onions. The red onion King was a well respected ruler. However, one fateful day, the spring onions rebelled.

As the red onion King was thrown from his dais, he turned to the leader of the rebellion. "You'll never truly be King! You're nothing but a shallot-on!"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why is my name daisy..

A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it?

On the Dias
On the Dias

Oh Oh Oh, on the dais.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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