The Best 4 Dais Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dais jokes. There are some dais podium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dais amadeus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dais Jokes and Puns

In the onion kingdom, the red onions ruled over all other onions. The red onion King was a well respected ruler. However, one fateful day, the spring onions rebelled.

As the red onion King was thrown from his dais, he turned to the leader of the rebellion. "You'll never truly be King! You're nothing but a shallot-on!"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why is my name daisy..

A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it?

On the Dias
On the Dias

Oh Oh Oh, on the dais.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dais pews jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dais pulpit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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