Dairy Queen Jokes
52 dairy queen jokes and hilarious dairy queen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dairy queen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dairy Queen Short Jokes
Short dairy queen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dairy queen humour may include short dairy jokes also.
- A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split. The attendant began to make it for him and said "Crushed nuts?" And the guy said, No, I just have a bad knee."
- my pregnant wife was feeling sensitive about her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up. Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.
- Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!
- Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
- The lobby of my local Dairy Queen was closed due to short staff. They should've hired taller employees
(Joke brought to you by my 9yo sister) - Prepare to chuckle. Or groan What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
How dairy! - Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
- Did you hear about the gay guy who was lactose intolerant? They call him the Non Dairy Queen
- Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes. - Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court.
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Dairy Queen One Liners
Which dairy queen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dairy queen? I can suggest the ones about dairy farmer and dairy milk.
- What do you call a gay milkman? A dairy queen.
- Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
- What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara? Dairy Queen
- What do you call a gay cow? Dairy Queen
- Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion. You're a blizzard Dairy.
- Who's Burger King married to? Dairy Queen.
- How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
- I just drove by an abandoned Dairy Queen. I guess you could say it was *dessert*ed
- What do you call a milkman wearing high heeled shoes...? A Dairy Queen.
- Why is Dairy Queen always in a bad mood? Because she's married to Mister Softee.
- There's a new Netflix show coming out about an obese chess player... Dairy Queen's Gambit
- What do you call a milkman in high heels? Dairy Queen
- I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
- Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
- TIL there are only 13 feminist bookstores in America. They are all Dairy Queens.
Cheeky Dairy Queen Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about dairy queen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dairy cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dairy queen pranks.
Yo' mama so s**..., she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
A penguin notices his car is leaking fluid...
so he takes it to the closest garage. Mechanic says he'll check it out, and to come back in a half hour. The penguin sees a Dairy Queen, strolls over, and buys himself a vanilla cone. Being a penguin, without hands, he makes quite a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. When he gets back to check on his car, the mechanic looks up, shakes his head, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "Na, it's just ice cream."
A penguin driving down the road...
So, a penguin is driving down the road when he starts having engine trouble. He pulls into a garage to see what the problem is. Across the street there is a Dairy Queen so he decided to waddle over there while he waits. He came back and the mechanic said to him, "It looks like you blew a seal." "Oh no" said the penguin, "that's just ice cream."
What do you call a flamboyant gay man who is lactating?
Dairy queen. :3
If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it?
Restaurants can't have s**... you m**....
What do senators order at Dairy Queen?
A Filibuster Parfait
The Queen of all dairy was rumored to have the most beautiful successor in all the land.
She had the finest Dairy heir.
What's the difference between Dairy Queen and a man who has s**... with snowmen?
One has ice cream, and the other has creamed ice.
Why couldn't Dairy Queen have any kids?
She married Mr Softee.
Why isn't the Dairy Queen a mom?
She married Mr. Softee
How Burger King and Dairy Queen Have a Baby?
He gave her his WHOPPER
When I told my parents I applied at King and Queen University they were pretty proud.
Until I said the full name. Burger King and Dairy Queen
