Dairy Queen Jokes

Funniest Dairy Queen Short Jokes

Short dairy queen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dairy queen humour may include short dairy jokes also.

1. A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split. The attendant began to make it for him and said "Crushed nuts?" And the guy said, No, I just have a bad knee."
2. my pregnant wife was feeling sensitive about her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up. Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.
3. Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
4. The lobby of my local Dairy Queen was closed due to short staff. They should've hired taller employees
   (Joke brought to you by my 9yo sister)
5. Prepare to chuckle. Or groan What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
   How dairy!
6. Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
7. Did you hear about the gay guy who was lactose intolerant? They call him the Non Dairy Queen
8. Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
   Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes.
9. The Queen of all dairy was rumored to have the most beautiful successor in all the land. She had the finest Dairy heir.
10. When I told my parents I applied at King and Queen University they were pretty proud. Until I said the full name. Burger King and Dairy Queen

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Dairy Queen One Liners

Which dairy queen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dairy queen? I can suggest the ones about dairy farmer and dairy milk.

1. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
2. What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara? Dairy Queen
3. What do you call a gay cow? Dairy Queen
4. Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion. You're a blizzard Dairy.
5. Who's Burger King married to? Dairy Queen.
6. I just drove by an abandoned Dairy Queen. I guess you could say it was *dessert*ed
7. What do you call a milkman wearing high heeled shoes...? A Dairy Queen.
8. Why is Dairy Queen always in a bad mood? Because she's married to Mister Softee.
9. There's a new Netflix show coming out about an obese chess player... Dairy Queen's Gambit
10. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
11. Why couldn't Dairy Queen have any kids? She married Mr Softee.
12. What do senators order at Dairy Queen? A Filibuster Parfait
13. What do you call a flamboyant gay man who is lactating? Dairy queen. :3
14. How Burger King and Dairy Queen Have a Baby? He gave her his WHOPPER
15. I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays.

Cheeky Dairy Queen Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about dairy queen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dairy cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dairy queen pranks.