Dairy Milk Jokes
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- I walked out my house this morning... And a man threw milk and cheese at me.
I thought, How dairy? - I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me.
I thought, "How dairy!". - You hear about the kid who lost the spelling bee on the word "dairy"? ...I told him there's no use crying over misspelled milk.
- Whats the difference between a dairy farm and a McDonalds. You'll get arrested if you try to milk the cows at McDonalds.
- What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air
- So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy.
- Went to the shop earlier today, saw a man throwing all the milk, cheese, yoghurt etc I thought to myself...
"How dairy?". - What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief? A milk sheikh
Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head - Can you believe a man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How dairy!
- I walked into the house... And my wife said, 'Your son threw his milk at me, today!'
I replied, 'How dairy!!'
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- My brother just threw a milk carton at me How dairy.
- A man threw a milk bottle at me today How dairy
- A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese How dairy
- This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy....
- How do Japanese people learn to say milk in English? Dairy practice.
- Some guy stole all the milk out of my fridge today How dairy
- How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy
- A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy..
- My brother just hit me with a milk carton How dairy
- Man just attacked me with milk, cream and butter How dairy.
- Man, some dude just poured a gallon of milk all over me How dairy!
- Hey! He stole my milk! How dairy!
- What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common? They both love milking.
- This guy came at me with a bottle of milk. How dairy
- Some guy threw a gallon of milk at my head How dairy
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What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
I hope puns are okay.
If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air.
Did you guys hear about the fruit and dairy tycoon from the middle East?
We call him the Banana Milk Sheikh
Went in the fridge at work and saw the cheese was missing, butter was missing, milk was missing...
How dairy!
What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?
1% milk
My housemate threw milk on me...
how dairy.
What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC)
An utter disappointment
Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business.
Me? I wouldn't dairy.
A man threw milk at an old woman before...
I said how dairy
How often do Japanese people drink milk?
Dairy
A man just came up and threw milk in my face.
How dairy.
Cheese & Milk
Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
I thought that wasn't very mature.
He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm...
if there's one thing they're good at its milking it.
A guy spilt his cup of milk on me
How dairy!
Dairy farmers are always complaining about the wages they get paid...
To be honest, I think they're milking it
I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me...
How dairy
What do you call an Arabic chief who loves dairy products?
A milk-sheikh
The dairy industry in the Middle-East depends on
milk shakes.
Spilt milk
I hate how every time I come home and go to the kitchen my flat mate has spilled milk everywhere. How dairy
Have y'all heard of the cow that produces milk that taste like that stuff of myths?
It's legen-dairy
I saw a guy stealing milk the other day...
How dairy.
What do you call sitting on milk and breaking your phone?
~~something that would never happen~~
**"A pain in the dairy-error"**
An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm
He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh
I was in a shop and seen a man throwing milk and cheese around
I thought "how dairy"
When I was in China, everybody always told jokes about cow's milk.
I would hear them on a dairy basis.
Recently opened up a dairy shop
I called it "Cheese and Thank You", I really milked the cow dry coming up with the name.
How did the dairy cow feel after it couldn't produce any milk?
Completely and udderly betrayed.
I saw a guy in the supermarket the other day throwing milk and cheese everywhere.
I thought, how dairy.
A man just threw a glass of milk at me......
how dairy?!?!
Shout out ATH
What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk?
Drama dairy
I despise dairy-free milk, lactose-free milk or any kind of s**... milk out there
I only drink men's milk
What do you call an Arab who built his wealth by selling dairy products?
A milk-sheikh
What do you call an Arabic dairy farmer?
A milk sheikh.
Me and my best friend went to the local supermarket...
He started to throw the milk and cheese all over the aisle. I thought, how dairy?
I was walking down the street one day...
I was walking down the street one day when this guy assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
How dairy!
I know.... I know.... That was cheesy
Why did the entrepreneur's milk vaporizer product fail?
Because nobody wanted to smell his dairy air.
What do you call a good looking daughter of a milk cow farmer?
One Fine Dairy Heiress
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk
How dairy
A man broke into my house last night, and he stole my cheese, milk, ice cream, yogurt, and butter.
How dairy.
A guy keeps throwing milk and yogurt at my house.
How dairy!!!
How many times a week does an Asian drink milk?
Dairy
A man just threw some milk, cream, and butter at me....
How dairy
How do you turn milk into cheese?
Put it in solid dairy confinement.
A dairy farmer is a farmer who raises cattle to produce milk products.
A darey farmer is a farmer who takes a lot of risks.
Both the milk man and his daughter
Had quite the dairy heir
Obama milk joke
Barack Obama: We’ve already announced over 500 reforms, and just a fraction of them will save business and citizens more than $10 billion over the next five years. We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend $10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill — because milk was somehow classified as an oil. With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.
I just got attacked by someone with milk and cheese
How dairy.
The light switch [true story]
One day, the milkman came to the farm to bring the milk to the factory.
He left a note to my father saying : " the light switch isn't working "
To what my father replied another note : " the light switch doesn't like it gentle "
The dairy man left the last note : " Neither the baker's wife ! "
Did you hear the story about the old milk?
It was legend dairy
My friend's house stinks because he lives downwind from a milk processing firm.
Everything smells like dairy air.
Not your dairy insect
An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:
- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk
"Lactose in taller ant"
I was walking down the street the other day minding my own business.
When out of nowhere a man ran up to me and attacked me with some milk and cheese.
How dairy!
The neighbors were greedy, selfish, rude, and had come into money from their family's milk farm.
They were dairy heirs.
An old man threw a carton of milk at me today.
How b**... dairy.
Some guy threw milk at me today.
How dairy.
A woman calls her local dairy, telling them she wants to order enough milk to take a milk bath...
You want the milk pasteurized?
No, just up to my t**....
So, this dairy farmer takes his son out to learn about milking for the first time.
After he shows how to pull on the udders and fill the bucket, he says, "Now son, we have to dip your head in the milk to make it safe to drink."
The boy is confused and asks, "You've gotta dunk my whole head in the milk to be safe, Pa?"
The dairy farmer says, "No, son, no..."
"Just past your eyes."
I saw a man k**... a gallon of milk down the isle while throwing a big bag of cheese around complaining about the cleanliness of the store and I thought to myself
How dairy.
What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows?
A Galleon of Milk
Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way...
...instead of following the directions exactly, I just skimmed them.