dairy Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dairy puns

My brother just threw a milk carton at me

How dairy.

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What do you call a gay milkman?

A dairy queen.

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A man threw milk at me today

How fucking dairy

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A man threw a milk bottle at me today

How dairy

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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese

How dairy

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This guy just threw milk on me!

How dairy....

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A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy.

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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter

How dairy.

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One hell of a rash

A lady drives to the dairy, rushes in and says, "I've got a bad rash! Doc says I've gotta soak in a milk bath."

The Dairyman says, "pasteurized?"

The lady responds, "no, just up to my nipples!"

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Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school?

He didn't work well with udders.

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

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A penguin notices his car is leaking fluid...

so he takes it to the closest garage. Mechanic says he'll check it out, and to come back in a half hour. The penguin sees a Dairy Queen, strolls over, and buys himself a vanilla cone. Being a penguin, without hands, he makes quite a mess, getting ice cream all over himself. When he gets back to check on his car, the mechanic looks up, shakes his head, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "Na, it's just ice cream."

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

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So a biologist, engineer and physicist are called to help make a dairy farm more efficient...

The biologist tells the farmer that he should feed the cows certain hormones to make it lactate more. The farmer asked how much it'll cost and the biologist says it'll cost many thousands of dollars. The engineer proposes to make a better milking machine to get more milk per cow. The farmer asks how much it'll cost and the engineer says it'll cost many thousands of dollars. The farmer then asks the physicist how much his idea will cost. The physicist say "It'll cost nothing and can be implemented immediately!" The farmer was astonished and ask how this is possible. The physicist responds, "Now assume a spherical cow....."

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I walked out my house this morning...

And a man threw milk and cheese at me.

I thought, How dairy?

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A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter.

How dairy..

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I was walking down the road...

...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me.

I thought, "How dairy!".

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What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk?

Please excuse my dairy air

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Whats the difference between a dairy farm and a McDonalds.

You'll get arrested if you try to milk the cows at McDonalds.

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My brother just hit me with a milk carton

How dairy

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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Man just attacked me with milk, cream and butter

How dairy.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Man, some dude just poured a gallon of milk all over me

How dairy!

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A man assaulted me with milk creme and butter

How dairy

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Went to the shop earlier today, saw a man throwing all the milk, cheese, yoghurt etc

I thought to myself...

"How dairy?".

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So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me.

How dairy.

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How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common?

They both love milking.

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A man is rushed into the ER with a golf club wrapped around his neck

He has also been beaten horribly about the head and face. The ER doctor says, "My God man! What happened to you?" Through broken teeth the patient tells his story. "My wife and I and another couple went out for a round of golf. We went to that new course by the dairy farm out on highway 12. Well, we'd played a few holes when my wife hit a drive that sliced and drifted over into the dairy's pasture. All four of us searched and searched for that ball, but couldn't find it anywhere. Just as we were about to give up, I noticed something white under one cow's tail. I lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball in the cow's vagina. So, I pointed at it and said 'Hey honey, this looks like yours'.....

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What do you call the work of a famous cow?

Legend Dairy

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Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant?

Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!

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Vegans don't beat their meat

They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"

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An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday

He wanted to talk about Cheeses.

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If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it?

Restaurants can't have sex you moron.

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What are the most funny Dairy jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dairy? Well, here are the best Dairy dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dairy pick up lines to share with friends.

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