Dairy Cow Jokes
73 dairy cow jokes and hilarious dairy cow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dairy cow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dairy Cow Short Jokes
Short dairy cow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dairy cow humour may include short milking cow jokes also.
- Whats the difference between a dairy farm and a McDonalds. You'll get arrested if you try to milk the cows at McDonalds.
- Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows? Because they don't want to put up with that drama dairy.
(My wife came up with this, don't hate me.) - Just saw a guy punch a cow in the face How dairy
- Where do cow farts come from? Their dairy air.
- Have y'all heard of the cow that produces milk that taste like that stuff of myths? It's legen-dairy
- Why do cow farms stink? They're full of dairy airs.
- Where is the best place to find cow farts? In their dairy air.
- Dear Dairy There sure are a lot of cows around here.
- Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.
- What does milking a cow smell like? Dairy Air
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Dairy Cow One Liners
Which dairy cow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dairy cow? I can suggest the ones about dairy farmer and farmer cow.
- Cow farts…. Come from the dairy air.
(I'll see myself out) - How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy
- What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara? Dairy Queen
- How often did the asian cow go to the gym? Dairy
- What do you call a gay cow? Dairy Queen
- Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy.
- What do you call the work of a famous cow? Legend Dairy
- Have you heard about the most famous cow in history? It was Legen-Dairy
- What do cows tell their calves at bedtime? Dairy tales.
- What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
- What does it smell like when a cow farts? Dairy-air
- What do you call a camel that hates cows? Drama-dairy.
Courtesy of my eight-year-old - What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows? A Galleon of Milk
- My cows milk won a gold medal at 15 shows in a row... It was legend dairy.
- Did you hear about the man who killed a cow? How dairy.
Humorous Dairy Cow Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about dairy cow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bovine cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dairy cow pranks.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
A cow joke
Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.
Why don't cows hang out with camels?
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC)
An utter disappointment
What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures?
DAIRY-AIR!
What do you call a h**...-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?
A drama-dairy.
What does a cow's f**... smell like?
dairy-air
What does one cow call another cow's dairy products?
Butter from another udder
Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock?
It was a no cows eviction.
What do you call a cow f**...?
Dairy-air.
A cow stole my wife
How dairy
Did you hear about the t**... attack on the dairy / cow farm?
It was an udder disaster.
Why do cows have bad breath?
Because they breathe dairy-air.
When I was in China, everybody always told jokes about cow's milk.
I would hear them on a dairy basis.
Recently opened up a dairy shop
I called it "Cheese and Thank You", I really milked the cow dry coming up with the name.
How did the dairy cow feel after it couldn't produce any milk?
Completely and udderly betrayed.
A truck driver turned over a trailer full of cows...
HOW DAIRY!!!
Eating dairy is wrong.
That belongs to the bovines, we have no right to take it from them. It's cow-tural appropriation.
Finally found out why dairy cows lose their balance so easily
They lactose
Who is the fastest cow alive?
Dairy Allen, because he's pasteurized before you see him.
Why did the dairy farmer decide not to start growing w**... near the cows?
The steaks would be too high
What's the worst smell at a cow farm?
The dairy air
Why did the New Zealand dairy Make the Greek dairy go out of business.
Their cows were feta.
What kind of cows serve our country?
mili-dairy.
What did the cow say to the other cow when she found out the bull was cheating on her?
How Dairy
Where does a Cow f**... from?
It's Dairy-air .
What do you call a good looking daughter of a milk cow farmer?
One Fine Dairy Heiress
Why do dairy farmers raise cows, but not cow snakes?
They are "lack-toes" intolerant
Smartphones are a lot like dairy cows...
They become more valuable with increased mammary space.
Did you hear the one about the cow farm on the White Cliffs of Dover?
You should have, It's a ledge end dairy place
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Dairy tales!
Where do cows f**... from?
Their dairy air
Forbidden by my wife/kids from telling any more "dad jokes", I resorted to telling our dairy cow - and discovered she has a great sense of humor. I have to be careful, though...
When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.
