Dair Jokes
20 dair jokes and hilarious dair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short dair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dair humour may include short cow jokes also.
- What do you call a person from India who has been everywhere and done everything??? Bin Dair Dundat
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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper
So, this dairy farmer takes his son out to learn about milking for the first time.
After he shows how to pull on the udders and fill the bucket, he says, "Now son, we have to dip your head in the milk to make it safe to drink."
The boy is confused and asks, "You've gotta dunk my whole head in the milk to be safe, Pa?"
The dairy farmer says, "No, son, no..."
"Just past your eyes."
Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion.
You're a blizzard Dairy.
If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it?
Restaurants can't have s**... you m**....
What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?
Calf Raises.
Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?
Because they lactose.
How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
A dairy farmer got thrown out of the comedy club last night.
They said his jokes were too cheesy
A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business.
He *barley* made ends meet.
Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries?
Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
What did the dairy farmers say when they saw godzilla?
Muenster!!!
What does a dairy farm smell like?
Derriere
Why are dairy farmers non-monogamous?
They see udders.
Not your dairy insect
An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:
- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk
"Lactose in taller ant"
Why is Dairy Queen always in a bad mood?
Because she's married to Mister Softee.
What the the dairy farmer say to the Mandalorian?
This is the whey.
Two dairy farmers are in a bar talking shop.
Dairy farmer 1: I've discovered a method of making cheese that results in 100% curds.
Dairy farmer 2: no whey!
What is the dairy farmer's favorite Disney movie?
Moo-ana
Why did the dairy farmer decide not to start growing w**... near the cows?
The steaks would be too high
