The Best 2 Daiquiri Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daiquiri jokes. There are some daiquiri grasshopper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daiquiri cocktail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daiquiri Jokes and Puns

Sigmund Freud walks into a bar

Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."

My new favorite drink is called

The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daiquiri margarita jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working daiquiri hickory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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