Daiquiri Jokes

Following is our collection of mojito puns and grasshopper one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Daiquiri jokes for adults, dirty bartender jokes and clean cocktail dad gags for kids.

The Best Daiquiri Puns

Sigmund Freud walks into a bar

Sits down and orders a banana daiquiri and a hotdog. He looks over to the stage and Mozart comes out and starts going crazy on a keyboard. Freud downs his drink, flips a few tables and runs out angrily. Mozart looks at the barman and asks, "What was that about?" The barman replies. "Pianist envy."

My new favorite drink is called

The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.

There is an abundance of margarita jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 2 funniest jokes and daiquiri puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hickory witze you can hear about daiquiri.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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