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Daily Mail Jokes

8 daily mail jokes and hilarious daily mail puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daily mail that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Daily Mail Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good daily mail joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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Daily Mail online: "m**... may help prevent the common cold."

Hope so, I've got no tissues left

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Why can't you use the Daily Mail as toilet paper?

Because it's already covered in s**....

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In India, they s**... on the streets

In UK, they s**... in the Daily Mail and Sun

A woman visits a monastery

She asks the head monk a few questions about improving her concentration in her daily life, but the monk says the answer is too long. He offers to e-mail her later, which leads her to ask, "Are monks allowed to use e-mail?" to which the monk replies, "Sure, as long as they don't have any attachments."

I downloaded this new app. It's great, it tells you what to wear, what to eat, what's unhealthy and if you've put on weight.

It's called the Daily Mail

Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets?

It's pretty big news.

What do you call a dragon who writes for the Daily Mail?

A why-oh-wyvern.

One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read.

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The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."

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