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Daily Mail online: "Masturbation may help prevent the common cold."

Hope so, I've got no tissues left

I have dailysex.

No, not dyslexia.

Daily Covid-19 check

At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.

If you can smell, you are not infected.

Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.

Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.

\~ Dr Johnny Walker

A daily exercise routine..

..is like a drug. I avoid drugs.

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My dog recently gave birth to a litter of puppies, and one of them is always fighting his siblings. He's such a son of a bitch

My daily regime

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

daily commute

I'm not sure if people don't sit next to me on the train because I'm black, or because I look Muslim. It's a win for me either way.

This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.

I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.

"do you have dailysex?", John received a text...

"Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"

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I have dailysex

.. a learning disorder

DAILY JEOPARDY QUIZZ: a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.

Q: What's an oxy-fuckin'-moron ?

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