Dail Jokes
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I have daily s**...
I mean dyslexia, I have dyslexia.
Daily Mail online: "m**... may help prevent the common cold."
Hope so, I've got no tissues left
Why can't you use the Daily Mail as toilet paper?
Because it's already covered in s**....
I have dailysex.
No, not dyslexia.
I daily observe a group of ladies sitting in the park Talking and Laughing Loudly.
One day I observed all the ladies were silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incident that Happened. So I went to a Lady and asked, "Why everybody is Silent Today?"
The Lady replied, "All Are Present Today."
It took me a whole minute to understand this.
Daily Covid-19 check
At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
If you can smell, you are not infected.
Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.
Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.
\~ Dr Johnny Walker
A daily exercise routine..
..is like a drug. I avoid drugs.
Daily puns until I get a relationship #1
My dog recently gave birth to a litter of puppies, and one of them is always fighting his siblings. He's such a son of a b**...
My daily regime
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
daily commute
I'm not sure if people don't sit next to me on the train because I'm black, or because I look Muslim. It's a win for me either way.
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