Dahmer Jokes
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What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator?
My bologna had a first name.
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Why was Jeffrey d**... so healthy?
Because he ate five fruits a day!
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What does Jeffrey d**... and Peewee Herman have in common?
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey d**...?
Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.
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Q: What did d**... do when he finished his vegetables?
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
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What did Jeffery d**... yell when he jumped in the pool?
CANNIBAL!!!
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The difference between Jeffrey d**... and Hannibal Lecter
Really comes down to taste in people.
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Jeffrey d**... was HOT.
He had the body of a much younger man.
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Why didn't Jeffrey d**... eat vegetables?
He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs
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My doctor just told me I had the body of a much younger man..
That's the last time I sign in as J. d**.....
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How did Jeffrey d**... make alphabet soup?
With 26 characters he met at a party.
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My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery d**....
I said, "Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."
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Why did Jeffrey d**... move to a larger apartment?
He needed more leg room.
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"....so then my wife told me to run out and get her some Head & Shoulders"
"......nevertheless, this court still finds you guilty Mr. d**..."
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Jeff d**... was a pretty normal guy
He was having a friend for dinner when he was arrested.
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What do you call a giraffe that eats another giraffe?
Giraffrey d**...
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Jeffrey d**... didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.
He preferred men toes.
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Jeffery d**... kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.
Dahmersnose Pizza.
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Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a closet s**...?
He kept the butts behind the couch.
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Did you hear Jeffrey d**... had dandruff?
They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub
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Did you hear about the nhl official that was arrested as a serial killer?
His name was Referee d**....
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Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a time traveler?
He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.
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Dahmer One Liners
Which dahmer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dahmer? I can suggest the ones about jeffrey dahmer and jeffery dahmer.
- Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey d**...'s freezer? Ben and j**...
- Who eats Five Guys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Jeffrey d**...
- If you are what you eat then... ...Jeffery d**... is a perfectly normal person
- What do Jeffrey d**... and Travis Scott have in common? Ate dead people.
- Jeffrey d**... was eating five guys Before it was a restaurant.
- What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name.
- What comes after death? Jeffrey d**...
- Did you know Jeffrey d**... was a closet s**...? He kept the butts behind the couch.
- How did Jeffrey d**... make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party.
- What does Jeffrey d**... eat for breakfast? Boys and Berries
- Jeffrey d**... once sent me a dinner invitation But the offer was a me steak.
- I had dinner with Jeffrey d**.... He cooked Stu
- Jeffrey d**... didn't like Tic Tacs or gum. He preferred men toes.
- Why was Jeffrey d**... so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!
- Why did Jeffrey d**... move to a larger apartment? He needed more leg room.
