Dago Jokes

Following is our collection of snowplow puns and aboriginals one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dago jokes for adults, dirty snowmen jokes and clean snow dad gags for kids.

The Best Dago Puns

Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop.

How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?

Dago Bah

Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago through snow, dago through mud, dago through water but when dago flat dago wop, wop, wop!

Dago joke, Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Yoda's short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with dago in the title.

It's pretty clear he was Italian.

The new Italian car tires are awesome!

Dago through rain!
Dago through snow!
Dago through ice!

But when dago flat,
Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP!


Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago through mud, Dago through snow, and when dago flat dago WOP, WOP, WOP.



originally told to me by an italian american roomate, cheers to Dago Red from Chicago

Dago joke, Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

What sound does Yodas sheep make?

Dago baah

I'm only half Italian...

"Is the half of you in your hands when you talk?"
-No, my feet.
-Where I go, dago.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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