Dago Jokes
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Polish guy goes into a store
"I'd like a pound of Kielbasa"
Clerk: you must be a p**...
Pole: why do you say that? If I asked for bratwurst, would you call me a k**...?
Clerk: No
Pole: If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you call me a d**...?
Clerk: No
Pole: then why are you calling me a p**... when I ask for kielbasa?
Clerk: this is a hardware store
Did you hear about the new Italian tires?
d**... here, d**... there, and when d**... flat, d**... w**... w**... w**....
How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
d**... Bah
Did you hear about the new Italian tires?
d**... through snow, d**... through mud, d**... through water but when d**... flat d**... w**..., w**..., w**...!
The new Italian car tires are awesome!
d**... through rain!
d**... through snow!
d**... through ice!
But when d**... flat,
d**... w**... w**... w**... w**...!
Yoda's short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with d**... in the title.
It's pretty clear he was Italian.
Why does time go by so fast in Italy?
Because every time you turn around you see a d**... by.
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