Dagger Jokes

Following is our collection of unbreakable puns and protractor one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dagger jokes for adults, dirty competitor jokes and clean weapons dad gags for kids.

The Best Dagger Puns

Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.

What did the dagger say to the sword?

Dagger: Are you like me, just bigger?

Sword: Sword of.

My friend wants me to make him a glass dagger

... but I don't see the point.

How did the dagger feel after he was done exercising?

He was a little sword

The robot stabbing

What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?



A flash drive with a computer virus.


We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

I was upset when some guy asked me to play swords in the restroom...

...because all I brought was my dagger.

What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

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