The Best 8 Dagger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dagger jokes. There are some dagger protractor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dagger weapons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dagger Jokes and Puns

Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.

What did the dagger say to the sword?

Dagger: Are you like me, just bigger?

Sword: Sword of.

My friend wants me to make him a glass dagger

... but I don't see the point.

How did the dagger feel after he was done exercising?

He was a little sword

The robot stabbing

What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?



A flash drive with a computer virus.


We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

I was upset when some guy asked me to play swords in the restroom...

...because all I brought was my dagger.

What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dagger hilt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dagger knives piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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