Dagger Jokes

What are some Dagger jokes?

Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.

What did the dagger say to the sword?

Dagger: Are you like me, just bigger?

Sword: Sword of.

How did the dagger feel after he was done exercising?

He was a little sword

We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

The robot stabbing

What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?



A flash drive with a computer virus.

I was upset when some guy asked me to play swords in the restroom...

...because all I brought was my dagger.

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