dagger Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dagger puns

Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.


What did the dagger say to the sword?

Dagger: Are you like me, just bigger?

Sword: Sword of.


How did the dagger feel after he was done exercising?

He was a little sword


We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.


I was upset when some guy asked me to play swords in the restroom...

...because all I brought was my dagger.


What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!


My buddy asked me to play swords with him in the bathroom...

...but all I brought was my dagger.


What are the most funny Dagger jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dagger? Well, here are the best Dagger dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dagger pick up lines to share with friends.


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