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Julius Caesar: Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.

My 8yo daughter just hit me with this one

What's the difference between my dad and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza can't feed a family
Sheeesh. Like a rainbow dagger to my cold dead heart.

What did the dagger say to the sword?

Dagger: Are you like me, just bigger?
Sword: Sword of.

My friend wants me to make him a glass dagger

... but I don't see the point.

How did the dagger feel after he was done exercising?

He was a little sword

The robot stabbing

What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?

A flash drive with a computer virus.

We, the League of Assassins, shall now vote on where we leave our signature dagger stabbed in our victims.

All in favor? Looks like the eyes have it.

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