Great Daft Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
I asked my wife for a newspaper. She said not to be daft and to borrow her iPad.
That spider didn't know what hit it.
I was set up on a blind date the other day by my friend, as I was getting ready he said "heads up, she's expecting a baby"
Now I feel pretty daft sitting in this restaurant wearing a diaper
Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?
They're up all night to get Lockheed.
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
The Avengers must love Daft Punk
They were up all night to get Loki
car trouble
Wife: There's trouble with the car. I think it has water in the carburettor.
Husband: Water in the carburettor? That's plain daft.
Wife: I'm telling you the car has water in the carburettor.
Husband: Don't be silly, You don't even know what a carburettor is. how would you know there is water in the carburettor? "
Wife: darling, I figured there would be some water in the carburetor if the car is in the swimming pool."
What's Thor's favorite band?
Daft punk.
Wanna know why?
Because he's up all night to get Loki
As a mark of respect to Lou Reed
I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy
Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.
I think I'll watch it one more time.
Two Irishmen, p**... and Murphy are flying in a stunt plane.
p**... says to Murphy, If I fly this here plane upside down, will we fall out?
Murphy replies Don't be daft p**...! We've been pals for 30 years - it'll take more than an upside down plane for us to fall out!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
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What do you call a s**... beer?
Daft!
'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'
Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar
When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.
It was called The Touring Test.
I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...
While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"
What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight if their lottery ticket won?
We're up all night to get lucky.
Calling a soft drink '7' is daft
But I suppose we can put up with it
