The Best 16 Daft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daft jokes. There are some daft daffy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daft gaga puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daft Jokes and Puns

I asked my wife for a newspaper. She said not to be daft and to borrow her iPad.

That spider didn't know what hit it.

I was set up on a blind date the other day by my friend, as I was getting ready he said "heads up, she's expecting a baby"

Now I feel pretty daft sitting in this restaurant wearing a diaper

Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?

They're up all night to get Lockheed.

Daft joke, Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

car trouble

Wife: There's trouble with the car. I think it has water in the carburettor.

Husband: Water in the carburettor? That's plain daft.

Wife: I'm telling you the car has water in the carburettor.

Husband: Don't be silly, You don't even know what a carburettor is. how would you know there is water in the carburettor? "

Wife: darling, I figured there would be some water in the carburetor if the car is in the swimming pool."

As a mark of respect to Lou Reed

I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.

-Daft Limmy

Daft joke, As a mark of respect to Lou Reed

Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.

I think I'll watch it one more time.

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme"

Two Irishmen, Paddy and Murphy are flying in a stunt plane.

Paddy says to Murphy, If I fly this here plane upside down, will we fall out?

Murphy replies Don't be daft Paddy! We've been pals for 30 years - it'll take more than an upside down plane for us to fall out!

What do you call a stupid beer?


You can explore daft cunt reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean daft crazy dad jokes. There are also daft puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'

Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar

When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.

It was called The Touring Test.

I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...

While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"

What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight if their lottery ticket won?

We're up all night to get lucky.

Calling a soft drink '7' is daft

But I suppose we can put up with it

Daft joke, Calling a soft drink '7' is daft

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daft ludicrous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working daft illogical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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