Daffy Jokes

Following is our collection of turndown puns and goofy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Daffy jokes for adults, dirty fudd jokes and clean lindsay dad gags for kids.

The Best Daffy Puns

Daffy Duck was in a hotel room, he called room service and asks for a condom, receptionist says shall we put it on your bill? Daffy replied.

Are you thucking thupid I'll thuffocate.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

What did the mafia goon do when Daffy didn't pay back the loan shark?

He worked on de duck shins.

There is an abundance of duck jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and daffy puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any reception witze you can hear about daffy.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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