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Daffodil Jokes

5 daffodil jokes and hilarious daffodil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daffodil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Daffodil Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good daffodil joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the bee say to the daffodil?

Hey BUD, when do you open.

I planted some daffodils on Aunt Millie's grave. She never liked them, but....

after a while they started to grow on her.

What do you call a good price for a bushel of daffodils?

a daffodeal

Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them?

He said it was his self raising flour power.

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Wonderful Mother Cow...

There was a cow that had three calfs. One day one of her daughters approaches her with a question, "Mother why did you name me Rose?" "Well when you were born a rose flew down upon your head." So Rose leaves her mother. Then her other daughter approached her with a question, "Mother why is my name Daffodil?" "Well when you were born a daffodil flew down upon your head." So Daffodil left her mother. Then her only son approached his mother. "Darrefnginclea!" "Oh shut up brick!"

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