The Best 14 Daesh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daesh jokes. There are some daesh anubis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daesh jihadists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daesh Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you call an Isis execution recorder

A daesh cam

What do you call a terrorist who delivers food on the side?

Door Daesh

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network


ISIS is going to ban table salt.

Now everyone has to use Mrs. Daesh.

I'm thinking of opening a restaurant in Syria

But I'm afraid the customers will dine and daesh.

For all my terrorism news...

I never miss an issue of Reader's Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh.

Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark?

A: The em-daesh.

Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for?

A: Just a daesh.

What do you call a shaky dash cam?

Daesh cam

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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