Daenerys Jokes

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The Best Daenerys Puns

What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common?

Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

So I would like make a joke about Jon and Daenerys...

... But I won't incest on it.

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?

Moron.

I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones

He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.

What kind of cereal does Daenerys Targaryen eat for breakfast?

Wester-O's


What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection?

Khalyeasty

What does daenerys give to tyrion?

A hand job

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What is the Daenerys, Queen of Dragons favorite vehicle?

A 4x4, because she wants that Snow package

Not just Daenerys, Elon Musk also has Dragons

But they breath fire from behind.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.


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