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DAE hate poor grammar on they're front page?

What did the Republican say at his wedding?

DAE hate progress and LGBT rights? lol

DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering?

I went for corny.

A Scotsman goes into a brothel

in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a nice-looking p**....

He asks her, 'How much dae ye charge for an hour?' '€100,' she replies.

So he asks, 'Okay, dae ye dae it Scottish style?' She says 'No!'

He then says 'I'll gie you €200 to dae it Scottish style'. She didn't even know what 'Scottish style' was, but again says, 'No',

He then offers her $300, but she declines his offer, so finally he says, 'Last chance. I'll gie ye €500 to go Scottish style wi' me!'

Finally she agrees, thinking, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdos from every corner of the world. How bad could 'Scottish style; be?'

So she goes ahead and has s**... with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish. Exhausted, the h**... turns to him and says, 'That was really fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?'

The Scotsman replies, 'I'll pay ye next week'


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