The Best 18 Dadjokes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dadjokes jokes. There are some dadjokes downvote jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dadjokes upvoted puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dadjokes Jokes and Puns

Book of Dad Jokes [X-Post with DadJokes]

A father and his son are having drinks at a bar to celebrate the birth of the son's first child.

The dad hands his son a thick, leather bound book and says, "son, this book is a collection of the world's greatest dad jokes. Now that you're a father, it's time that I passed it on to you."

The son gets a little teary and says, "oh, Dad, I'm touched." The father responds, "Nice to meet you Touched, I'm Dad."

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?

A π thon

Happy pi day. #dadjokes

My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any C s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes.

He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.

Dadjokes joke, My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any  C s are punished with unbearable dad-joke

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?


The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."

"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

What does a farmer, a pimp, and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a hoe down.

(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

The worst part of having gay parents

The worst part of having gay parents:

You are either stuck with an endless supply of dadjokes or an endless loop of "Go ask your mom".

Where'd Mark go?



Dadjokes joke, Where'd Mark go?

After dealing with dad-jokes all winter...

I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.

Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes

Can we change the name of this sub to DadJokes?

That would be groovy

Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants?

He thought he had crumby legs. #DadJokes

You can explore dadjokes meta reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dadjokes zing dad jokes. There are also dadjokes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Where does okra come from? should probably be in dadjokes but oh well.

Rowan Atkinson visits Mexico , goes to a restaurant and orders a burrito.

The burrito was huge and Rowan couldn't finish it , he picks up his plate goes to the chef and says
"That was the best burrito ever"
The chef replies
"Thank you senor but you missed a bean"

Give me your silliest puns and best dadjokes

Why did the toaster break up with the outlet?

Because the outlet had all the power. Sorry, bye. Dadjokes.

Why don't mummies get involved with other people?

Because they're too wrapped up in themselves. #dadjokes

Dadjokes joke, Why don't mummies get involved with other people?

Dadjokes may not be used as a sentence for a crime

They are cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

Are you alright?

Actually i am half right and half left.

edit;i just realised this better fits to dadjokes but nahhhh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dadjokes granddad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dadjokes joke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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