The Best 15 Dadjoke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dadjoke jokes. There are some dadjoke papa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dadjoke grampa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dadjoke Jokes and Puns

Got my wife with the greatest dadjoke yet

She was talking about something and I got the rare chance to interrupt her by saying "Hi leaving and taking the kids due to these stupid jokes, I'm dad!"

I wonder if mormons support the transgendered?

If they did, they could go on a transmission!

-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast

My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.

I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."

Dadjoke joke, My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

A cow crossing a street sees a glove in ground. All ashamed and blushing goes:

Oh my god. Who's bra is this

NOTE: It's a dad joke but I didn't know how to make a #DadJoke label. So consider yourself warned.

I was going to post a Dad-joke about eyeballs.

But I think it would be too cornea for you all.


more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."

"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

A dumb one, ever for already low dad-joke expectations...

True story (makes this even more pathetic) that happened last night:

Wife: The fan is too high
Me: It's like that so we don't bump our heads

Dadjoke joke, A dumb one, ever for already low dad-joke expectations...

I got punched twice for making a dadjoke.

Once in India, another in Pakistan.

It was Pun Jab.

The best dadjoke from my dad:

Me.

When is a pun good enough to make a dad-joke proud?

When it is fully groan.

What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke)

MOOOOOsic.

You can explore dadjoke heretics reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dadjoke mom dad jokes. There are also dadjoke puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How does Bigfoot know what time it is?

He looks at his sasquatch.



I made this up at work. It's a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.



What do I win?

Dadjokes may not be used as a sentence for a crime

They are cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

Why do people feel bad when it rains?

Because, nothing throws shade like an umbrella. #dadjoke

What do you use to wipe off a table after breakfast?

A ragamuffin.

Knew it was a dadjoke as soon as I saw my 9 year old roll his eyes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dadjoke daddies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dadjoke father piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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