Dadjoke Jokes

Following is our collection of heretics puns and papa one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dadjoke jokes for adults, dirty mom jokes and clean grampa dad gags for kids.

The Best Dadjoke Puns

Got my wife with the greatest dadjoke yet

She was talking about something and I got the rare chance to interrupt her by saying "Hi leaving and taking the kids due to these stupid jokes, I'm dad!"

I wonder if mormons support the transgendered?

If they did, they could go on a transmission!

-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast

My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.

I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."

A cow crossing a street sees a glove in ground. All ashamed and blushing goes:

Oh my god. Who's bra is this

NOTE: It's a dad joke but I didn't know how to make a #DadJoke label. So consider yourself warned.

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."

"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."


A dumb one, ever for already low dad-joke expectations...

True story (makes this even more pathetic) that happened last night:

Wife: The fan is too high
Me: It's like that so we don't bump our heads

I got punched twice for making a dadjoke.

Once in India, another in Pakistan.

It was Pun Jab.

The best dadjoke from my dad:

Me.

When is a pun good enough to make a dad-joke proud?

When it is fully groan.

What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke)

MOOOOOsic.

How does Bigfoot know what time it is?

He looks at his sasquatch.



I made this up at work. It's a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.



What do I win?


Dadjokes may not be used as a sentence for a crime

They are cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

Why do people feel bad when it rains?

Because, nothing throws shade like an umbrella. #dadjoke

What do you use to wipe off a table after breakfast?

A ragamuffin.

Knew it was a dadjoke as soon as I saw my 9 year old roll his eyes.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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