The Best 6 Daddy Big Boy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daddy Big Boy jokes. There are some daddy big boy son jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daddy big boy stepdad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daddy Big Boy Jokes and Puns

A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.

The little boy said, Mom what are you doing?

She said, Son, your daddy's stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.

He said, Aw momma you're wasting your time because when you're not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex.

"Mommy, why are you on top of Daddy?" he says. The mom thinks fast and says "Well, your daddy has a big belly, so sometimes I get on top of him and try to flatten it out." The boy says "well that will never work." "Why?" says the mom. "Because when you go out shopping on Saturdays, the lady next door comes over and blows it right back up again."

A boy asks his mom, When I grow up will I have two penises like daddy?

Mom: Daddy doesn't have two penises son

Son: Sure he does! He has the little one he uses to pee and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth!

Three boys talk in the schoolyard:

Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can swallow a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"

Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can swallow a panini with just one bite!"

Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can swallow a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"

Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""

Pumping up his stomach

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex and the mother throws on a robe and rushes him out of the room. "I was just hopping on daddy's big belly to make it smaller" she says, but the little boy tells her "That's useless because every time you go shopping the neighbor lady comes and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"


Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him:

"Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!"

"I do not want," says the little one.

"Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful."

"I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest.

"My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow."

And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daddy big boy dad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working daddy big boy daughter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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