The Best 9 Daddies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daddies jokes. There are some daddies mama jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daddies daddy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daddies Jokes and Puns

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'

The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'

The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and suck mommy's cock'.

Her: What are those things you blow to make a wish?

Me: Sugar daddies?

What do toy trains and boobs have in common?

They're both made for kids but daddies get to play with em.

Ancient Egypt must have been super progressive

I mean, all their daddies ended up turning into mummies.

What is one thing that Egyptian kids do not realise?

That their Daddies will eventually become Mummies...


Do you think whores love their mamas?

I mean, we all know how they feel about their daddies.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why are Egyptian children so confused?

Because their daddies are mummies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the daddies lollipops jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working daddies i could have been yo daddy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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