Dada Jokes

Following is our collection of alternate puns and punny one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dada jokes for adults, dirty raspy jokes and clean vegun dad gags for kids.

The Best Dada Puns

The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions

Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?

Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.

Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?

Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.

Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!

Russian father asks his infant son...

He says "Hello, comrade baby.. You know who I am, no?"

The baby responds "Da....da..."

My parents were both artists

I call them MoMA and Dada

DAD:Always date an asthmatic...

SON: Why dad?
DAD: You'll always take her breath away.

Breaking Bad fan to his kid

Say my name.
Kid: Da-Da !
You are Goddamn right!

How did the artist with the trust fund pay for all his supplies?

With the money he got from his dada.

How do fathers create graphs?

With DADa

You come to an art space to hear some jokes

Your Moma this, your Moma that, occasionally there's a Dada joke.

Did you hear about the modern art cell phone service?

It comes with an unlimited Dada plan.

My phone service provider is always wrong about some basic reproductive facts.

They're always telling me I'm out of dada, but I'm pretty sure I came out of my mama.

There is an abundance of daddy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and dada puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any poppa witze you can hear about dada.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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