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Dada Jokes

8 dada jokes and hilarious dada puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dada that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Uproarious Dada Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What is a good dada joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions
Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?
Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.
Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?
Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.
Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!

Where do dads keep their dad jokes?

In their dada base.

I always knew my son was going to be irrational and illogical

His first word was "dada".

DAD:Always date an asthmatic...

SON: Why dad?
DAD: You'll always take her breath away.

My parents were both artists

I call them MoMA and Dada

Russian father asks his infant son...

He says "Hello, comrade baby.. You know who I am, no?"
The baby responds "Da....da..."

Breaking Bad fan to his kid

Say my name.
Kid: Da-Da !
You are g**... right!

How did the artist with the trust fund pay for all his supplies?

With the money he got from his dada.


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