Dad And Son Jokes
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Dad and son octopus crossing the road, dad said to his son:
gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand, gimme your hand. (Courtesy of my 1st grader).
A dad and son are sitting in a park
Son asks, "Dad what is dark humour"
Dad, "Son see that man with no arms. Ask him to clap"
Son, "But dad I am blind"
Dad "I know"
Dad and Son have a conversation about joining the Navy.
Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can't even swim!
Son: But then in the Air Force no one can fly either.
The dad and son joke.
Son: "dad, how does it feel to have a beautiful son?"
Father: "Idk son, ask your grandfather"
Dad and son had a conversation.
Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about s**....
Son: Oooh the s**... stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....
Dad and Son
Son: Is it true, Dad? I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son... everywhere!
What game does a black dad and son play forever?
Hide n' seek
A dad and son went on a camping trip...
A dad and his son went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the son said, "Dad, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
His father responded, "I see millions and millions of stars".
The son asked, "So what does that tell you?"
The father answered, "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, son?"
"It tells me you forgot to pack the tent again"
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