Dachshund Jokes
28 dachshund jokes and hilarious dachshund puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dachshund that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dachshund Short Jokes
Short dachshund jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dachshund humour may include short hound dog jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel.
- What do you get when you cross a Dachshund with a Pit Bull? A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.
- What do you call a dachshund that likes frijoles? A w**... beanie.
- Did you also hear... ... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little d**... .
- What do you call a dachshund-chihuahua mix? A b**...-w**...
- Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund? Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little d**...."
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Dachshund One Liners
Which dachshund one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dachshund? I can suggest the ones about german shepherd and dog fur.
- Why did the cowboy have to buy a dachshund? He had to get a long little doggy.
- I bought a dachshund on a cowboy's recommendation. He told me to get a long little doggy.
- Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
- Why will only Dachshunds be remembered ? Because History is written by the wieners.
- Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get along little doggy.
- What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
- What do you call a hungry dachshund? A halloweenie.
- What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund? A succuweenie.
- What do you call an empty Dachshund? A Hollow Wiener.
- The longer you have a dog the more likely it's a dachshund.
- What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween
- IAmA dachshund owner... ...Ask me about my wiener!
- Why was the dachshund so happy after his dog show? Because he was a weineeeerrrr!
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? So he could get a long little d**....
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little d**...
Amusing & Witty Dachshund Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about dachshund you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog sniffing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dachshund pranks.
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.
My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I'm as jittery as a cat.
Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the Labrador.
* I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch. *
Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."
