The Best 17 Dachshund Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dachshund jokes. There are some dachshund ruff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dachshund terrier puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dachshund Jokes and Puns

A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.

My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I'm as jittery as a cat.

Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the Labrador.

* I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch. *

Why did the cowboy have to buy a dachshund?

He had to get a long little doggy.

I bought a dachshund on a cowboy's recommendation.

He told me to get a long little doggy.

Dachshund joke, I bought a dachshund on a cowboy's recommendation.

Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie


Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Dachshund joke, What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

Why will only Dachshunds be remembered ?

Because History is written by the wieners.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund with a Pit Bull?

A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get along little doggy.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

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What do you call a hungry dachshund?

A halloweenie.

What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?

A succuweenie.

Did you also hear...

... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little doggie .

What do you call a dachshund that likes frijoles?

A weenie beanie.

What do you call an empty Dachshund?

A Hollow Wiener.

Dachshund joke, What do you call an empty Dachshund?

Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund?

Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little doggie."

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