Dachshund Jokes

Following is our collection of poodle puns and ruff one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dachshund jokes for adults, dirty hollow jokes and clean terrier dad gags for kids.

The Best Dachshund Puns

I bought a dachshund on a cowboy's recommendation.

He told me to get a long little doggy.

Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.

The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

To get a long little doggie

Dachshund joke, Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund with a Pit Bull?

A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.


Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get along little doggy.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Dachshund joke, What do you call a hollow dachshund?

What do you call a hungry dachshund?

A halloweenie.

What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?

A succuweenie.

Did you also hear...

... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little doggie .

What do you call a dachshund that likes frijoles?

A weenie beanie.


What do you call an empty Dachshund?

A Hollow Wiener.

Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund?

Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little doggie."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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