Dabs Jokes

What are some Dabs jokes?

A woman is opening presents at her birthday party,

and the first present she picks up is from the local florist, Max. She looks at the box and says, "I bet these are flowers" and Max nods his head. Sure enough, inside the box are flowers.

The second present she picks up is from the local candy shop owner, Molly. She looks at the box and said, "I bet this is candy" and Molly nods her head. Sure enough, inside the box is candy.

The third present she picks up is from the local liquor store owner, Joe. She looks at the box, which is leaking. " I bet this is a bottle of liquor" she says.

"Nope" says Joe.

The woman dabs some of the liquid on her finger and tastes it. "Oh, I know what this is, it's champagne!"

"No" says Joe.

The woman, frustrated, puts the box to her mouth and slurps off as much liquid as she can. "I have no idea. What did you get me, Joe?"







"A puppy."

Thor finally got used to the 2010's

Yoooo, Thor duuuuuuude. Who's funeral is this?
Thor: Lo Key, it Loki's *thor furiously dabs to hide his tears*

Did you guys hear about the group of people working at google who ended up not only getting a sex change but came into work tardy?

They were _google translate_

*dabs*

My friend just said this...

"I know I've reached my ultimate form when all I do is hit dabs in my bathroom and watch Naruto."

jake paul is like hitler

They both forced their people to do dabs in their name.

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