dabs Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dabs puns

A Mississippi Girl is flying on an airplane for the first time when...

...a smartly-dressed older woman sits down and arranges herself in the seat next to the girl.

"So, where y'all from?" the girl asks cheerfully.

The woman slowly takes out a handkerchief, dabs at her forehead and the corners of her mouth, and clears her throat before answering...

"Well... **I'M** from a place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions...!"

The girl slips a peanut into her mouth and nibbles on it awhile, contemplating...
Finally, she tries again...

"So, where y'all from... BITCH."


How do you tell a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

*Ba dum tssss*



Thor finally got used to the 2010's

Yoooo, Thor duuuuuuude. Who's funeral is this?
Thor: Lo Key, it Loki's *thor furiously dabs to hide his tears*


Did you guys hear about the group of people working at google who ended up not only getting a sex change but came into work tardy?

They were _google translate_



My friend just said this...

"I know I've reached my ultimate form when all I do is hit dabs in my bathroom and watch Naruto."


jake paul is like hitler

They both forced their people to do dabs in their name.


What are the most funny Dabs jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dabs? Well, here are the best Dabs dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dabs pick up lines to share with friends.


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