Dab Jokes
28 dab jokes and hilarious dab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dab Short Jokes
Short dab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dab humour may include short bong jokes also.
- What did Fred Flintstone say when Barney asked if he wanted to get high? Yeah, a dab will do.
- I'm pretty bad at the dab, but I still do it on a regular basis I guess you could say I dabble
- I was carefully measuring out a dab of Cannabis extract for my roommate, when she said, "Did you remember to-- Oh, nevermind; you're concentrating."
- Police in yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum
- My friend just said this... "I know I've reached my ultimate form when all I do is hit dabs in my bathroom and watch Naruto."
- There are two types of dabbing... One corrupts the mind of children and is popularized by several forms media.
The other, is a drug. - Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab.
- Flintstoners Barney asked his buddy Fred, "How strong is his w**...?"
Fred replied "just a dab, and see how it does ya'."
Barney, "Just a dab?"
Fred, "Yeah, a dab will do ya'." - My crush asked me to dab So I did what I had to do....Her f**...'s on Tuesday
- Thor finally got used to the 2010's Yoooo, Thor duuuuuuude. Who's f**... is this?
Thor: Lo Key, it Loki's *thor furiously dabs to hide his tears*
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Dab One Liners
Which dab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dab? I can suggest the ones about slap and smack.
- How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue.
- What did Fred Flintstone say when his wife broke her favorite vase? Grab-a-dab-a-glue!!
- Dab ton. It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.
- What did the Fortnite Tweaker say at their Wedding Yaba - Dab - I do!
- What's a widows drug of choice? A dab. Duh!
- Hey bro, you wanna get flintstoned? YEAH-ba-DAB-A-DO!
- What is the best dance move for a wizard? Abraca Dab Ra
- What does Fred Flintstone say when he correctly flips a water bottle? YO BRA DAB I DO!
- I unironically dab. me
- Why do you dab on the haters? Because you whip the slaves.
- If a dab'll do ya... ...just imagine what a yabbadab'lldo
- 1, 2, 3, 4... I declare a DAB war.
5, 6, 7, 8,
Try and keep your arm straight - Dab I did the dab way before it was cool.
I dab a ton of cream on my sore spots - What's the gangster, dark wizard's favorite spell? Avada Ke-dab-ra!!
- What do you call a communist hip hop dancer? Vladimir Lenin dab
Cheerful Dab Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about dab you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean splash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dab pranks.
Cold Cold Canada.
There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right s**... dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens and there property was deemed as American soil. After reading this the old woman looks to her husband as says "Thank goodness, No more of those cold Canadian winters.
Williams College and Amherst College have a long-standing rivalry.
One night, the Amherst students decide to raid the Williams football field and spray paint an A for Amherst s**... dab in the middle of the field. They sneak out under the cover of the dark, and when the Williams students wake up the next morning, they see the massive A on their field. Naturally, they decide to get Amherst back for their hijinks by leaving their own mark on the Amherst field.
The next morning, the Amherst students wake up to an average-sized B+ on their field.
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."