Czechs Jokes

Following is our collection of poland puns and czechoslovakian one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Czechs jokes for adults, dirty germans jokes and clean banks dad gags for kids.

The Best Czechs Puns

A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy...

I never like passing bad Czechs.

Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague?

He got prison for caching false Czechs.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

A friend of mine opened a trampoline business in Prague.

I asked him how sales were and said "Well, the Czechs keep bouncing."


When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment?

Their Czechs bounced.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague?

They needed a system of Czechs and balances.

What did the Czechs use to heat their home before Communism?

Electricity


So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...

I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.

What do you call an Eastern European couple after they get a divorce ?

Separate Czechs.

The Olympics

Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.

Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.

USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!

Italians: Mamma Mia!

Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.

While working as a prison guard in Prague, part of my job included a lot of walking up and down the prison corridors.

I used to pass a lot of bad Czechs.

What is the most popular snack in Prague?

Czechs mix

My local shop is discriminating against a certain group of people...

They don't accept Czechs.

How come a European never forgets things???

He always Czechs himself

The Police Were Called To The Circus...

...to arrest the whole of the Prague trampoline team after complaints that six Czechs has bounced.


The fashion police have forced the Prague Zoo to get rid of their zebras.

After all, Czechs and stripes just do not mix.

I'd like to make a shout out to u/pervertinprague

Username checks Czechs out

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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