The Best 24 Czechs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Czechs jokes. There are some czechs czechoslovakian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these czechs banks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Czechs Jokes and Puns

A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.

Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.

While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy...

I never like passing bad Czechs.

Czechs joke, While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy...

Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague?

He got prison for caching false Czechs.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.


A friend of mine opened a trampoline business in Prague.

I asked him how sales were and said "Well, the Czechs keep bouncing."

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

Czechs joke, When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

A grandma asks her grandson if he'd like to go shopping with her.

The grandson responds "Not now, Grandma, I'm watching a soccer game!"


"Oh, really? Who's playing?"


"Czechs on Slovakia!"


"Against who?"

What happened when the Prague Bungee Jumping team couldn't afford proper equipment?

Their Czechs bounced.

Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.

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Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague?

They needed a system of Czechs and balances.

What did the Czechs use to heat their home before Communism?

Electricity

So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...

I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.

What do you call an Eastern European couple after they get a divorce ?

Separate Czechs.

The Olympics

Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.

Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.

USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!

Italians: Mamma Mia!

Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.

Czechs joke, The Olympics

While working as a prison guard in Prague, part of my job included a lot of walking up and down the prison corridors.

I used to pass a lot of bad Czechs.

What is the most popular snack in Prague?

Czechs mix

My local shop is discriminating against a certain group of people...

They don't accept Czechs.


How come a European never forgets things???

He always Czechs himself

The Police Were Called To The Circus...

...to arrest the whole of the Prague trampoline team after complaints that six Czechs has bounced.

The fashion police have forced the Prague Zoo to get rid of their zebras.

After all, Czechs and stripes just do not mix.

I'd like to make a shout out to u/pervertinprague

Username checks Czechs out

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the czechs slovak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working czechs czechoslovakia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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