Czechoslovakia Jokes

Following is our collection of slovak puns and romania one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Czechoslovakia jokes for adults, dirty slovakia jokes and clean gesundheit dad gags for kids.

The Best Czechoslovakia Puns

What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia?

A cancelled check.

What would Hitler's invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z's?

Vibe Czech

So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating...

...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.

A Czechoslovakian and a Russian go bear hunting.

When they hadn't returned for several days, a search party was dispatched.

The search party followed the two men's tracks until they stopped at two dead brown bears, a male and a female.

They cut open the female, and sure enough, there was the Russian.

They didn't bother with the second bear, because they just assumed the Czech was in the male.

What do you call a friend from Czechoslovakia?

Czechmate.


Why do Czechoslovakian kids do well in math?

They double Czech everything!

Before you wreckyourselfvakia

Czechoslovakia

So germany said they won't invade Czechoslovakia, they still invaded it.

You can say Deutschlandlied

What famous European city is in the middle of Czechoslovakia?

Oslo

Never confuse Czechoslovakia and Russia

The two are Poles apart!

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia.


There is an abundance of poland jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and czechoslovakia puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any flunk witze you can hear about czechoslovakia.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes