Czechmate Jokes

Following is our collection of poland puns and lesnar one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Czechmate jokes for adults, dirty checkmate jokes and clean czechoslovakian dad gags for kids.

The Best Czechmate Puns

What do you call a friend from Czechoslovakia?

Czechmate.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Poland and its neighboring country were playing chess

The neighboring country won with a Czechmate

What does a British guy say when he beats an Eastern European at chess?

Czechmate

A Slovak beats his Czech friend at a game of chess.

Czechmate.


What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

A guy beat his eastern european friend at chess.

He got a czech-mate

What happens when an austrailian moves to the soviet union?

A Czechmate

If God doesn't exist...

...then why has anyone fur-fetched the boo-boo skates despite even use bowls glow? Czechmate atheists!

What did the Australian say to the Czech while playing chess?

Czechmate

What did the chess player say to the other chess player after cornering him at the end of the match?

czechmate.


There is an abundance of prague jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and czechmate puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any stalemate witze you can hear about czechmate.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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