Czechia Jokes

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Czech guy caught a gold fish

Czech guy caught a gold fish and was given three wishes in return for its life.
-What do you want?, asked the little fish
-I want China to occupy Czechia and then to return home.
-OK and what is your second wish?
-I want China to occupy this country again and then return home.
-OK and your final wish?
-I want China to come again and occupy Czechia and then to return.
-OK, granted, but why do you want China to occupy your country?
-I don't really want that but I want them to run over Russia six times.

An English Class

Sentence: I live in Czechia.
"What is the verb in this sentence?"
"Umm... live?"
"Great, now how do we say this sentence in past tense?"
"Umm... I live in Czechoslovakia?"

I have a friend from Czechia

I guess I can say I have a Czech mate

what do they call a g**... from Czechia?

A stimulus check

How come there are only PHD and bachelor's degrees in Czechia?

Because they have No Gods, No Masters.

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