Czar Jokes
4 czar jokes and hilarious czar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about czar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Czar Jokes With Friends
Hilarious Fun Czar Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good czar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)
A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a m**...!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said m**...', you certainly meant the Czar!"
An English kid and Russian kid were examining a beehive together.
English kid: See that one? We call that the Queen because it is the leader of the hive, just like the Queen is the leader of our country.
Russian kid: We call it the czar.
English kid: Well that's a little bee czar.
I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar
After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.
What's a classic Russian sci-fi film?
Czar Wars
Share These Czar Jokes With Friends