Cyst Jokes

Following is our collection of abscess puns and pimple one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyst jokes for adults, dirty coronary jokes and clean pancreas dad gags for kids.

The Best Cyst Puns

What's a mass in your body that is really helpful?

A cyst!

I had a really old cyst removed.

I didn't realize how long I had it until the doctor told me it be nine.


OC.(possibly) Happy Father's day!

Why did Mr. Liotta's pimple hate black people?

Because it was Ray's Cyst.

My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair.

I got a cyst and deceased letter.

why did the healthcare professional love the growth on her face so much?

It was a nurse's cyst


What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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