Cynical Jokes

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The Best Cynical Puns

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?

For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?

A skeptic tank.

I want to be less cynical

But I know that'll never happen

"Call me cynical, but.."

"Hi Cynical"

I'm not the cynical one...

Everyone else is.


What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What do you call a cynical t-rex?

Dino-genes

Menopause

I'm going to bed with a frozen turkey and tomorrow I will wake up to thanksgiving dinner

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Humour in grammar

An intelligent cynical physician is responsible for an almost miraculous recovery of his patient from a coma. Recognising his doc's role in his well-being, the patient invites his saviour to his wedding. Ever contemptuous of marriage, the physician types in his report, "Patient punctuated sturdy progress from coma with a full stop"

It's a well-known fact that the slogan at the entrance of Auschwitz was the cynical "Work sets you free". Now historians discovered what the sign at the exit read:

"Hot surface, do not touch."

I'm guessing you guys have heard of Murphy's Law, right? It's the cynical principal that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.


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