Cynic Jokes
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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
Existentialist, nihilist, cynic...
An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
I want to be less cynical
But I know that'll never happen
Where does the cynic go to pray
The Cynicgogue
I'm not the cynical one...
Everyone else is.
They say cynicism is a sign of intelligence...
But I don't know about that.
What does a cynical Irishman drink?
Whiskey sour
so kony 2012 collapsed after the leader ended up n**... m**... in the street
... and they called my a cynic. philosophy joke.
How did the cynic die?
He died of liver failure.
He took everything with a pinch of salt.
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