Cynic Jokes

Following is our collection of sarcastic puns and chaste one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cynic jokes for adults, dirty supremacists jokes and clean critic dad gags for kids.

The Best Cynic Puns

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".

Existentialist, nihilist, cynic...

An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"

I want to be less cynical

But I know that'll never happen

Where does the cynic go to pray

The Cynicgogue


I'm not the cynical one...

Everyone else is.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

They say cynicism is a sign of intelligence...

But I don't know about that.

so kony 2012 collapsed after the leader ended up naked masturbating in the street

... and they called my a cynic. philosophy joke.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure.

He took everything with a pinch of salt.

I wish I was a cynic...

Life would be less horrible.


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