Cymbal Jokes

Following is our collection of pshh puns and bass one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cymbal jokes for adults, dirty drumsticks jokes and clean chh dad gags for kids.

The Best Cymbal Puns

My girlfriend is in a band

My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.

It was a cymbal of my love.


I hope this is an original joke.

Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

buh dum tss

I got a tattoo of a gong

Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.

While driving my car, I accidentally ran over a kid carrying a cymbal...

Ba dum, Tsss.


Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff

BADUMTSSSS

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

You need to be more Pacific.

*cymbal clash*

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

"da dum, tshhhh"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

...Bad-um Tst

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.

Ba dum tsss


I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff

*Ba dumm tshhh*

Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff

Ba dum
Chsh

Why do gongs make people think of China?

Because they're a national cymbal.

I wanted to make a "two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff" joke, but um...

...tsh.

Two drums and a cymbal were standing on a cliff and decided to kill themselves

Buh-dum-ch

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.



Rim shot.

There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal.

He crashed and burned.


Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground

-Ba-
-Dum-
-Tssss-

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Well, not in that order

tch ba dum

Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?

Ba-dum, tish.

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tshhhhh!

Why do drum kits make the best superheroes?

They're a good CYMBAL of peace

Two snare drums and a cymbal walk into a bar

Ba-dum tish!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Elderly woman dead.

Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill

ba dum tss

two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

dun dun chiii

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