Uproarious Cymbal Jokes to Share with Friends
Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
buh dum tss
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
You need to be more Pacific.
*cymbal clash*
Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...
Ba dum tss.
two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
dun dun chiii
I wanted to make a "two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff" joke, but um...
...tsh.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
...Bad-um Tst
What's addicting?
The sound an e**... makes when it hits a cymbal.
Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill
ba dum tss
Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff
BADUMTSSSS
I got a tattoo of a gong
Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?
Ba-dum, tish.
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Elderly woman dead.
2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Well, not in that order
t**... ba dum
Two snare drums and a cymbal walk into a bar
Ba-dum tish!
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground
-Ba-
-Dum-
-Tssss-
There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal.
He crashed and burned.
Why do gongs make people think of China?
Because they're a national cymbal.
Why do drum kits make the best superheroes?
They're a good CYMBAL of peace
My girlfriend is in a band
My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
It was a cymbal of my love.
I hope this is an original joke.
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff
*Ba dumm tshhh*
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Ba dum tshhhhh!
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Rim shot.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.
Ba dum tsss
Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff
Ba dum
Chsh
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
"da dum, tshhhh"
Two drums and a cymbal were standing on a cliff and decided to kill themselves
Buh-dum-ch
While driving my car, I accidentally ran over a kid carrying a cymbal...
Ba dum, Tsss.
Two drums and a cymbal
fell off a cliff.
Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor?
You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.
Two drums and a cymbal fall into a bottomless pit.
Wait for it..
.. wait for it..
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Ba dum tiss....
