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40 cymbal jokes and hilarious cymbal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cymbal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cymbal Short Jokes

Short cymbal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cymbal humour may include short drum jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend is in a band My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
    It was a cymbal of my love.
    I hope this is an original joke.
  2. Two drums and a cymbal fall into a bottomless pit. Wait for it..


    .. wait for it..
  3. Wanting to copy the late musician Prince, a drummer relinquished his given name and asked to be known only as a cymbal
  4. I finally managed to get some Cymbals for my one man band outfit The only trouble is, now the trousers clash
  5. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific.
    *cymbal clash*
  6. Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor? You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.
  7. Why do gongs make people think of China? Because they're a national cymbal.
  8. Two drums and a cymbal were standing on a cliff and decided to kill themselves Buh-dum-ch
  9. Musicians don't use symbolism They use cymbalism
  10. I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse. Ba dum tiss

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Cymbal One Liners

Which cymbal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cymbal? I can suggest the ones about bass drum and trombone.

  1. Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss
  2. I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
  3. A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... [OC] ...it was very cymbalic
  4. Did you hear the drummer who writes in heiroglyphic? Too many cymbals
  5. Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss.
  6. While driving my car, I accidentally ran over a kid carrying a cymbal... Ba dum, Tsss.
  7. Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff BADUMTSSSS
  8. Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
  9. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tiss....
  10. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. "da dum, tshhhh"
  11. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst
  12. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain. Ba dum tsss
  13. I wanted to make a "two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff" joke, but um... ...tsh.
  14. Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff *Ba dumm tshhh*
  15. Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff Ba dum
    Chsh

Cymbal joke, Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff

Uproarious Cymbal Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about cymbal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chimes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cymbal pranks.

What's addicting?

The sound an e**... makes when it hits a cymbal.

I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Rim shot.

There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal.

He crashed and burned.

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground

-Ba-
-Dum-
-Tssss-

Cymbal joke, Two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground