Cymbal Jokes

Funniest Cymbal Short Jokes

Short cymbal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cymbal humour may include short drum jokes also.

1. My girlfriend is in a band My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
   It was a cymbal of my love.
   I hope this is an original joke.
2. Two drums and a cymbal fall into a bottomless pit. Wait for it..
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   .. wait for it..
3. Wanting to copy the late musician Prince, a drummer relinquished his given name and asked to be known only as a cymbal
4. I finally managed to get some Cymbals for my one man band outfit The only trouble is, now the trousers clash
5. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific.
   *cymbal clash*
   
6. Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor? You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.
7. When you have too many spoilt drumsets and cymbals in a band... It might have consequences for the music. One might even say there will be serious...
   Repercussions.
8. I once threw two drum and a cymbal down a hill *ba dum tss*
9. Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss.

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Cymbal One Liners

Which cymbal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cymbal? I can suggest the ones about bass drum and trombone.

1. Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss
2. I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
3. A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit... ...it was very cymbalic
4. Did you hear the drummer who writes in heiroglyphic? Too many cymbals
5. Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss.
6. While driving my car, I accidentally ran over a kid carrying a cymbal... Ba dum, Tsss.
7. I wanted to make a "two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff" joke, but um... ...tsh.
8. Why do gongs make people think of China? Because they're a national cymbal.
9. Musicians don't use symbolism They use cymbalism
10. There was once a drummer who combusted every time he hit a cymbal. He crashed and burned.
11. I went to go update my cymbals.... But then they crashed
12. Hey baby, you and I go together like... Food Network producers and cymbals.
13. Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal? Ba-dum, tish.
14. Why do drum kits make the best superheroes? They're a good CYMBAL of peace
15. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Elderly woman dead.

Uproarious Cymbal Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about cymbal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chimes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cymbal pranks.