Cylinder Jokes
33 cylinder jokes and hilarious cylinder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cylinder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Could you use a good laugh? Check out this collection of the funniest jokes involving gas cylinders, graduated cylinders, motors, inlets, and radians. Perfect for science geeks and comedy fans alike, we guarantee you'll be smiling in no time!
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Funniest Cylinder Short Jokes
Short cylinder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cylinder humour may include short pyramid jokes also.
- What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"
- Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder
- I never understood why we use piston cylinders in engines... I think we should use clean ones.
- A cylinder is going up the stairs. It's stopped by an angry man.
"You're stairing at me?"
"Can you not?"
"Step aside!"
"Pipe it down!"
"Let me up!" - Did you hear about the chemist who mistook his measuring cylinder for a microphone? He spoke volumes.
- If you have a cylinder with radius Z and depth A; you can calulate the volume with Pi * Z * Z * A.
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Cylinder One Liners
Which cylinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cylinder? I can suggest the ones about circular and circle.
- What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder.
- What do you call a column with a degree? A graduated cylinder
- Why did the test tube go to college? To become a graduated cylinder.
- Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder. - Florida roulette Just like Russian,
But with a fully loaded cylinder - Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion
- I like containers that are educated. I only use graduated cylinders.
- What's the smartest piece of lab equipment? A graduated cylinder.
- Cringe Incoming What do you call a smart cylinder?
A graduated cylinder 😜 - What do you call a cylinder with a GED? A graduated cylinder
- What do a thermometer and graduated cylinder have in common? They both have a degree
Witty Cylinder Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about cylinder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cylinder pranks.
What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?
A graduated cylinder.
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Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders.
Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall o**... tubes!
Doctor has a point.
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted
a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car
when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged,
and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing
basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.
"Try doing it with the engine running."
The price they charge to repair.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with it running."
Cardiologist and Motorcycle mechanic
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc,
want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over
to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc,
look at this engine. I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new.
So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are
doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running'
