Cylinder Jokes

Following is our collection of radian puns and breaker one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cylinder jokes for adults, dirty valve jokes and clean clip dad gags for kids.

The Best Cylinder Puns

What's the difference between a straw and a Dutch comedian?

One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
I'll see myself out.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"

What did the pop can become when it finished high school?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the difference between a funny Dutch man and a tube?

one is a hollow cylinder while the other is a silly hollander.

"For your final police recruit evaluation,"

"there are six rounds in the cylinder" the Sergeant said as he slid a revolver across the desk. "I want you to go shoot five black men and a rabbit".

The puzzled prospective cadet responded, "A rabbit, sir?"

The Sergeant shot up from his seat with an outstretched hand, "welcome to the force, son!"


Why did the test tube go to college?

To become a graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can that earns a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Name your newborn Cylinder

so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder.

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This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Because he had more degrees.


What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Florida roulette

Just like Russian,




But with a fully loaded cylinder

What's the difference between a length of pipe and a pale Dutchman?

One's a hollow cylinder, and the other's a sallow Hollander.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You might have graduated but I have got many degrees.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

A cylinder is going up the stairs.

It's stopped by an angry man.

"You're stairing at me?"

"Can you not?"

"Step aside!"

"Pipe it down!"

"Let me up!"

Cringe Incoming

What do you call a smart cylinder?

A graduated cylinder 😜

What the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman?

Ones a cylinder and the others a silly Hollander!


What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

Did you hear about the chemist who mistook his measuring cylinder for a microphone?

He spoke volumes.

What do you call a test tube with a college degree?

a graduated cylinder

What do a thermometer and graduated cylinder have in common?

They both have a degree

What do you call a Graduated Cylinder that flunked out?

Just a cylinder.

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