Cylinder Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What's the difference between a straw and a Dutch comedian?

One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
I'll see myself out.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"

What did the pop can become when it finished high school?

A graduated cylinder.

Doctor has a point.

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted
a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car
when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged,
and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing
basically the same work?

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.

"Try doing it with the engine running."

What's the difference between a funny Dutch man and a tube?

one is a hollow cylinder while the other is a silly hollander.

"For your final police recruit evaluation,"

"there are six rounds in the cylinder" the Sergeant said as he slid a revolver across the desk. "I want you to go shoot five black men and a rabbit".

The puzzled prospective cadet responded, "A rabbit, sir?"

The Sergeant shot up from his seat with an outstretched hand, "welcome to the force, son!"

The price they charge to repair.

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with it running."

Why did the test tube go to college?

To become a graduated cylinder.

Name your newborn Cylinder

so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder.

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This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Because he had more degrees.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Florida roulette

Just like Russian,




But with a fully loaded cylinder

What's the difference between a length of pipe and a pale Dutchman?

One's a hollow cylinder, and the other's a sallow Hollander.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You might have graduated but I have got many degrees.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

A cylinder is going up the stairs.

It's stopped by an angry man.

"You're stairing at me?"

"Can you not?"

"Step aside!"

"Pipe it down!"

"Let me up!"

What the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman?

Ones a cylinder and the others a silly Hollander!

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

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What do you call a smart cylinder?

A graduated cylinder 😜

Did you hear about the chemist who mistook his measuring cylinder for a microphone?

He spoke volumes.

What are the funniest cylinder jokes of all time?

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