Cylinder Jokes

Funniest Cylinder Short Jokes

Short cylinder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cylinder humour may include short pyramid jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a straw and a dutch comedian? One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
   I'll see myself out.
2. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees"
3. What's the difference between a funny Dutch man and a tube? one is a hollow cylinder while the other is a silly hollander.
4. Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder
5. What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
6. What's the difference between a length of pipe and a pale Dutchman? One's a hollow cylinder, and the other's a sallow Hollander.
7. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
   You might have graduated but I have got many degrees.
8. I never understood why we use piston cylinders in engines... I think we should use clean ones.
9. A cylinder is going up the stairs. It's stopped by an angry man.
   "You're stairing at me?"
   "Can you not?"
   "Step aside!"
   "Pipe it down!"
   "Let me up!"
10. What the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman? Ones a cylinder and the others a silly Hollander!

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Cylinder One Liners

Which cylinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cylinder? I can suggest the ones about circular and circle.

1. What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder.
2. What do you call a column with a degree? A graduated cylinder
3. Why did the test tube go to college? To become a graduated cylinder.
4. What do you call a can that earns a degree? A graduated cylinder.
5. What do you call a can after it completes college? A graduated cylinder.
6. Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder? Because he had more degrees.
7. Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
   A: A graduated cylinder.
8. Florida roulette Just like Russian,
   But with a fully loaded cylinder
9. Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion
10. I like containers that are educated. I only use graduated cylinders.
11. What's the smartest piece of lab equipment? A graduated cylinder.
12. Cringe Incoming What do you call a smart cylinder?
    A graduated cylinder 😜
13. What do you call a cylinder with a GED? A graduated cylinder
14. What do you call a test tube with a college degree? a graduated cylinder
15. What do a thermometer and graduated cylinder have in common? They both have a degree

Graduated Cylinder Jokes

Here is a list of funny graduated cylinder jokes and even better graduated cylinder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Graduated Cylinder that flunked out? Just a cylinder.
• What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!

Witty Cylinder Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about cylinder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cylinder pranks.