Cyclist Jokes

Funniest Cyclist Short Jokes

Short cyclist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cyclist humour may include short bicycle jokes also.

1. A shark can swim faster than a human, but a human can run faster than a shark… ..So in a triathlon it comes down to who's the better cyclist
2. yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
3. My grandfather always said: "If you hit something with the car, you should release it from its suffering" Still, I felt sorry for the cyclist
4. A shark can swim faster than I can... But I can definitely run faster than a shark.
   So really, in a triathlon, it would come down to who is the better cyclist.
5. What do colour-blind people and cyclists have in common? They can't tell the difference between red and green.
6. What do a cyclist and a politician have in common? Both demand you respect them, but don't want to follow the same rules as you.
7. My wife and I were riding our bikes near the beach and I caught her checking out some ladies sunbathing. I guess she's a bi-cyclist.
8. What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist? When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
9. Why was the cyclists right arm shorter than his left? Because once he left his right turn signal on.
10. A cyclist gets into an accident... As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, "U2?"

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Cyclist One Liners

Which cyclist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cyclist? I can suggest the ones about riding bicycle and bikers.

1. Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist.
2. What do you call a cyclist with an unnatural love of children's bicycles? Pedalphile
3. Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired
4. What do you call a cyclist who likes guys and girls? A bicyc-sual!
5. Which athlete has the most blood and attitude? A menstrual cyclist.
6. I only like one race. Tour de France, cause I'm a cyclist.
7. What do you call a group of cyclists? An accident waiting to happen.
8. What does a cyclist ride in the winter? An icicle.
9. They found a dead cyclist on the side of the road Police say it was suicycle
10. Who's the fastest cyclist in the world? Chris Vroom
11. what do you call a cyclist without a helmet? an o**... donor.
12. My Cyclist Friend Was A Decent Guy Until he turned into a cycle path.
13. Why was the cyclist arrested? He was a pedalphile
14. What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!

Comical Cyclist Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about cyclist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean riding bike jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cyclist pranks.