Cyclist Jokes

Following is our collection of bicycle puns and swerve one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyclist jokes for adults, dirty cycle jokes and clean unicyclist dad gags for kids.

The Best Cyclist Puns

I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.

I tried it once and I killed a cyclist.

My grandfather always said: "If you hit something with the car, you should release it from its suffering"

Still, I felt sorry for the cyclist

what do you call a cyclist without a helmet?

an organ donor.

When you are bisexual, transgender and a cyclist

You are hated by 3 people:

The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else.

My Cyclist Friend Was A Decent Guy

Until he turned into a cycle path.


What do a cyclist and a politician have in common?

Both demand you respect them, but don't want to follow the same rules as you.

What do you call a cyclist with an unnatural love of children's bicycles?

Pedalphile

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Me and my friend were riding on my motorcycle...

... on a particularly windy day when we saw a cyclist in front of us, pedaling in the middle of the road,
with a car honking furiously behind him...

So we drove over and asked the guy "Why don't you move to the side and let the car overtake you?"

The guy replied "I am trying!!!"

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why was the cyclists right arm shorter than his left?

Because once he left his right turn signal on.


A tourist is cycling in the Dutch countryside...

...when a passing car slows down beside him. The driver rolls down the window and asks You're awfully fast – are you heading to Sexbierum?
The cyclist replies Just the beer and the rum. I'm married.

What do you call a cyclist who likes guys and girls?

A bicyc-sual!

What do you call a cyclist that loves children?

A Pedalphile

Which athlete has the most blood and attitude?

A menstrual cyclist.

A person who writes lyrics is called lyricist,

A person who rides a cycle is called cyclist,


A person who does sex is called sexist.



Credit : Varun Thakur

I only like one race.

Tour de France, cause I'm a cyclist.

What do you call a crazy cyclist?

A Cyclepath

A cyclist gets into an accident...

As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, "U2?"


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