Following is our collection of bicycle puns and swerve one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyclist jokes for adults, dirty cycle jokes and clean unicyclist dad gags for kids.
I tried it once and I killed a cyclist.
Still, I felt sorry for the cyclist
an organ donor.
You are hated by 3 people:
The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else.
Until he turned into a cycle path.
Both demand you respect them, but don't want to follow the same rules as you.
Pedalphile
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
... on a particularly windy day when we saw a cyclist in front of us, pedaling in the middle of the road,
with a car honking furiously behind him...
So we drove over and asked the guy "Why don't you move to the side and let the car overtake you?"
The guy replied "I am trying!!!"
He was two tired
Because once he left his right turn signal on.
...when a passing car slows down beside him. The driver rolls down the window and asks You're awfully fast – are you heading to Sexbierum?
The cyclist replies Just the beer and the rum. I'm married.
A bicyc-sual!
A Pedalphile
A menstrual cyclist.
A person who rides a cycle is called cyclist,
A person who does sex is called sexist.
Credit : Varun Thakur
Tour de France, cause I'm a cyclist.
A Cyclepath
As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, "U2?"
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