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Funniest Cycling Short Jokes

Short cycling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cycling humour may include short biking jokes also.

1. Having homosexual parents must be terrible Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of go ask your mom
2. I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day... It's a vicious cycle.
3. I feel bad for children of gay couples. They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of ask your mother.
4. My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
5. Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike? Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.
   
6. My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
7. I feel bad for children of gay parents They either have to deal with twice as many dad jokes, or be stuck in an endless cycle of "go ask your mom"
8. Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don't we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it synchronizing our cycles.
9. Two nuns are cycling down the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.... "One says, "I've never come this way before."
   The other says, "Me neither. It must be the cobblestones."
10. My wife said I am going to cycle 10 miles every day to get my body back in shape, I said good girl go for it, I have noticed a massive difference after just 4 weeks. She is 280 miles away.

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Cycling One Liners

Which cycling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cycling? I can suggest the ones about bicycle riding and riding bike.

1. Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle.
2. A bike in town keeps running me over It's a vicious cycle
3. I keep falling off my bike. It's a vicious cycle.
4. I personally identify as one cycle per second. Because everything hertz.
5. If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of "Go ask your mother."
6. Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!
7. Did you hear about the man who got hit by a bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle.
8. My dog kept chasing people on bikes I never should have taught him to cycle!
9. Why is there so much blood when I'm on my cycle? I'm never mountain biking again.
10. What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common? Biking
11. My Cyclist Friend Was A Decent Guy Until he turned into a cycle path.
12. Why can't a cycle stand on its own? Because it's two tyred.
13. Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle
14. If a man opens a cycling shop... ...is he a bicycle peddler?
15. What do young Eskimos ride to school? Ice-cycles.

Cheerful Fun Cycling Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about cycling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bicycle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cycling pranks.