The Best 50 Cycle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cycle jokes. There are some cycle bmx jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cycle kam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cycle Jokes and Puns

Short joke my dad used to tell me

A man sees a pretty girl in a bar and asks if she wants to go back to his place.

"I can't," she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle."

He leans over and says, "That's okay, I brought my moped."

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

If you had lesbian parents,

You would be in an endless cycle of "Go ask your mother."

Cycle joke, If you had lesbian parents,

I fell off my bike 3 days in a row

Its a vicious cycle

I tried.

I used to take naps on a bike until someone stole the tires

They really messed with my sleep cycle.

The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination

First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish.

Every single morning I get hit by the same bike

It's a vicious cycle.

Cycle joke, Every single morning I get hit by the same bike

A joke from Korea

"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.

Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"

Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike

It's a vicious cycle

I keep falling off my bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

Conservative America really learned something this last election cycle

The word "deplorable"

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What is a politicians favorite setting on a washing machine?

The spin cycle.

What do you call it when you put syrup in the washing machine?

A viscous cycle

2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before."

The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."

Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:

1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.

Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.

I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day...

It's a vicious cycle.

Cycle joke, I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day...

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow!

Have you guys heard about the female rapper who performs on her menstrual cycle?

They say she has a mean flow

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike?

Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.

Why was the road afraid of the bike lane?

Because it was a cycle path!

I personally identify as one cycle per second.

Because everything hertz.

My friend rides a bike with a spike on the seat

It's a vicious cycle.

Sexual life cycle of a human male

try weekly
try weakly

Some of my clothes are getting ripped to shreds when I use the washing machine.

It keeps happening every time. I think it's a vicious cycle.

A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place...

She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".

He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".

Why can't a cycle stand on its own?

Because it's two tyred.

A bike in town keeps running me over

It's a vicious cycle

So a green piece of road walks into the bar...

So a green piece of road walks into the bar... It goes up to the bar and orders a drink, then takes it to a table where two traffic lights are playing a game of cards. The traffic lights take one look at the road and run out! Later the bartender finds them cowering behind the bins outside:

"What on Earth is wrong with you two?" He asks.

"That green piece of road that walked in! He told us he was a cycle path!"

My Cyclist Friend Was A Decent Guy

Until he turned into a cycle path.

Did you hear about the man who got hit by a bike every morning?

It was a vicious cycle.

"You gotta help man, my bike's possessed. If I ride it, it bites me, if I don't, it still bites me."

"It's a vicious cycle."

"You think that's bad? My bike's turned entirely into clumpy goo."

"It's a viscous cycle."

"You think that's bad?! My bike's turned into a man, and then gone off to compete in the olympics."

"It's discus michael."

Menstrual cycle jokes aren't funny


What do you call a bike trail for crazy people?

A cycle path

My wife said I am going to cycle 10 miles every day to get my body back in shape, I said good girl go for it, I have noticed a massive difference after just 4 weeks.

She is 280 miles away.

An old lady walks into an Apple store with a dripping wet MacBook in hand.

She finds an employee and tells him that her MacBook wouldn't turn on after she cleaned it. The employee looks at the MacBook and sees that it's soaking wet.

Ma'am did you wash it with water? He asks.

Yes but I don't think that's what killed it. Replied the old lady.

Than what killed it? Asked the employee very confused.

The Spin Cycle.

What do you call a one wheeled cycle for castrated men?

A eunuchcycle

I have a fetish for bikes riding on top of me

I guess I'm a cycle path

Where does a murderer ride his bike?

A cycle path.

I have a bike with no seat. It hurts to ride, and no one wants to buy it because it has no seat. So I'm stuck riding this bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?

He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

I was hand washing my clothes the other day...

Got a little dizzy during the spin cycle.

My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the cycle.

I feel bad for children of gay couples.

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of ask your mother.

I feel bad for children of gay parents

They either have to deal with twice as many dad jokes, or be stuck in an endless cycle of "go ask your mom"

I made a bike out of tampons.

It's a menstrual cycle.

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.

It's part of her minstrel cycle.

two big pieces of tarmac walk into a bar...

the pieces of tarmac walk up the counter and begin to order their drinks, but as they do, a small piece of pink tarmac walks in.

the two larger pieces of tarmac say to the bartender: "please. let the pink tarmac order first."

the bartender replies: "why, are you two big lads scared of a small piece of tarmac like that?"

they reply: "of course. she's a cycle path."

My dog kept chasing people on bikes

I never should have taught him to cycle!

Why is there so much blood when I'm on my cycle?

I'm never mountain biking again.

Every morning when I leave the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.

It's a vicious cycle.

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